Storybuilder ©
Ello there!
So are you looking for a [funny] game, where anything is possible? I suggest Scrabble, or…Storybuilder!
Playing, simple.
All you need to do is write a couple of sentences, like a part of a story, maximum of 3-4 sentences. Then start a sentence and follow that with “…”
The next person continues the story from where you lef toff, starting with the “…” then a couple of sentences with a start of a sentence then the “…”
The story continues forever and ever, and NEVER ENDS. Don’t get it?
Example.
Anthony’s comment:
Once upon a time there lived a beaver named Mary. She lived in a castle on the main road on the island of…
Chris’s comment:
…Kilojivnoutza. She had two servants and was married to a…
Clair’s comment:
…bowl of fish sauce. Every night, after sunset, the beaver named Mary…
John’s comment:
…went to sleep in the fireplace. She had adapted to…
Zoe’s comment:
…the constant snow that filled the living room in Summer. One day…
etc etc etc
Rules
1. The story cannot change drastically. Example:
Noel’s comment:
The little boy went out to play but saw…
Jill’s comment:
…and a pair of socks came out and had dinner with Mr Shoe.
You have to keep the same storyline, but it can change part by part. Example:
Harry’s comment:
And as the girl was reading the book, which was about a dog…
Fiona’s comment:
…her mother walked into the room. She had been shopping…
Belle’s comment:
…for shoes at the mall, but got attacked by a robber! She called…
Casey’s comment:
…the fireman, whol had been busy putting out the fire, and he came to save her. After that the fireman…
etc. See how at the start it was about the girl reading, then the mother shopping then what happened to the fireman?
2. You cannot make mroe than one comment in a row. Example:
James’s comment:
And the little pig ran down the hill and…
James’s comment:
…got to the castle in time to…
However, you can comment mroe than once as long as you don’t comment more than once in a row. Example:
Emily’s comment:
And little bo peep, who lost her sheep…
Andrew’s comment:
…went to a wild party with Britney Spears and…
Emily’s comment:
…found her sheep in the police station after the party ended. She asked…
etc.
That’s basically it, have fun and let’s build that story!
Just a note: NO COMMENTS OTHER THAN CONTINUATIONS OF THE STORY ARE TO BE COMMENTED HERE!
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a very special someone who was…
deformed at the elbow who could lick her forehead. that very “special” persons name was GLINT. one night for dinner , before she washed her alphabet, she wanted to…
…have some pie. Instead she tripped into a magic land of pie.Where there she…
discovered all sorts of pie! There was banana, peach, and apple! Her favorite was apple though, and soon she filled herself with the apple goodness. Too full to sit down, she tottered over to a large tree standing nearby. As she leaned on the tree for support, a large falcon swooped down on her, and carried her off. He gave a large “oomph!” as she was so heavy with pie, but he managed to carry her to his nest, where she was gently set down. Glint was afraid the bird would eat her, becuase he was larger than a normal falcon. But instead, he….
….ate her. Glint was correct thinking the bird wouldn’t eat her.
Glint got munched down like a twix.
She was trapped in the warm falcon’s belly.
All she had was a fishing rod and a stomach full of pie and various fruits.
She decided to…
*laughs* jab the fishing rod into the stomach of the bird. The bird screeched, and she found herself flying into the air, flying out of the bird’s mouth as it threw her up. “yuck!” she gasped as she flew through the air, and wiped slime off of herself. She landed on an outcropping of rocks, and she stood up slowly, and gasped.
…because on the outcropping of rocks was a pair of mittens! It was very hot outside so Glint put on the mittens and transofrmed into a hula dancer. She was very happy and…
…decided to use her hula powers to magically spawn a rocket launcher from out of nowhere. She used the rocket launcher to phone her uncle. She then realised that phones don’t launch rockets so instead she…
decided to do a hula dance right then and there. Then, she felt her stomach rumble, and decided to find something to eat, as she noticed all the different pies had vanished. She walked for about a mile, then she smelled a delecious(sp?) smell. “Why, I know that smell! It’s-”
“my armpits!” The smell filled her nose like puppy dogs fill a box of paperclips. She then figured out that the smell wasn’t actually her armpits, it was a small piece of chocolate shaped like Johnny Depp that had been cried on by a sad toaster.
She was so hungry she just went ahead and…
…toasted her special mittens. Hours later the mtieens came out of the toaster, fresh and hot. They smelt delicious. She then cut off her…
head.
She was ecstatic that she cut off her head! She jumped for joy but hit the top of her neck (her head had gone to Head-ven) on a…
[Josh's Insert: Yes we did, but I posted first lol =P Back to the story...]
… icicle. Suddenly, there was a terrifying screech that echoed…
…far and wide, and all through the land. The terrifying screech was not made by Glint. It was made by the magnetic forcefields that surrounded Glint’s nose. Glint called a translator, and the translator translated the screeches into English words, and told Glint what it said. “It said-”…
a little old lady who lives in a shoe went tumbling and funbling and spit on her …
pants”
she wondered for a bit what it really ment. and she thought about it….like, really SUPER DUPER HARD.
but gladly, she couldnt figure it out ,, so Glint became depressed, and cut off her wrist,
she would always think about what it was trying to tel her,
but she would go on a search to find her long lost sheep…
beacause glint was secretly…
LITTLE
BO
PEEP
But nobody knows , so to keep her precious secret while she was heading twords the main land of Pi ,, she…..
…told everybody she could see.
…. her head, her wrists and her lost sheep in a dream about a castle full of wicked peacocks….
… and man-eating rabbits…
..with a jerk Glint awoke to find it was all but a dream. Giddy to find head and wrist attached, Glint’s eyes focused on a pig, playing a jig and four hourse stuck in a bog, three minkeys tied to a log, two puddings’end that won’t choke a dog, and a gaping, wide-mouthed, waddling frog….
that smelled just like a plugged cog! After hours of ryming and dreaming, Glint decided it was time to get out of bed. Once out of bed, she found that she had shrunk to the size of a penny! Shrieking in horror, a huge hand picked her up! “Hey, put me down! I don’t like this at all, and it had better be another dream!” But, it wasn’t because her brother(the one belonging to the hand that held her) said, “hahahah! Hi, sis! Now I am going to get you back for all the times you were mean to me!” And then he…..
… danced around the room for 4 hours until he passed out from tiredness. Glint was so sad because her name was Glint. So she changed it to Flint. She then realised that the story of her life made absolutely no sense and was probably made up my a bunch of crazy people on a website. So she…
decided to put an end to it all. Screaming at the top of her voice she said, “YOU CRAZY PEOPLE! GET AWAY FROM ME! I WANT TO RULE MY OWN LIFE!” But alas, we people wouldn’t listen to her, and decided to send her on another adventure to…AFRICA!
“NOOOOOO!” screams Flint, throwing herself on the ground. “I hate this!” But then, a voice came from somewhere, “Helloooooo!! Who are you?”….
… thinking it all was only in her subconscious dream… she remembered her given name of IronButterfly …. and recalled she ageed to marry Mr. Froggy. And to the cat she said meow, then the dog made a bow, and I think they got married that day.
We interrupt this story for an important update. Pappydrewit ended the story recently. There had been alot of confusion over the story ending or not. We even had Narniapengi start a new story. However…THE STORY WILL NEVER END! Please read the rules carefully next time. This story will go on forever. As Olly said, Flint got mad because she didn’t want her life to end after having it for only three days. The story will go on from where zipo7 left off. I deleted all the comments after the comment “The End”. Back to the story.
However, Flint had gotten blind due to the giddiness she experienced when her brother, Mint, danced for four hours. She thought Mr Froggy was secretly a prince. When she kissed him, Mr Froggy…
fainted…
no prince…
she was so sad that she…
…took up airplane piloting lessons. That’s right, she wanted to fly to Hawaii to fight the oranges.
… Flint was shocked and guilty from stealing pie from Mr. Froggy to make a pie gun to shoot the…
…fly. You know she doesnt like flies, you know.
Flies reminded her so much of her Mr. Froggy. He was always eating those disgusting creatures all the while they danced on one foot under the green umbrella.
We interrupt the story again for a news report from washington dc. George Bush again acted stupid on meet the press and the quote of the week is from Cheney “so?” Thats all back to your story
That infact had holes in it so the frogs still got wet. THen out of nowhere..
a knight in shining armour came and said, “Here ye, here ye! This is a decree from the king in the mushy water. He wants Glint to go on a quest for him!” so Glint took up the quest and went with two of her friends, and their names were:
Snap, and Crackle. Pop was sick that day. And a rocket landed on candy mountain and cause many people to…
…eat the candy on candy mountain. Snap and Crackle and Glint…
Beetle and Newt , two of the strangest people said Glint, and they said, you too and the decided they’d know each other a long time. There are things you do because they feel right and they may make no sense & it may be the real reason we are here: to love each other & to eat each other’s cooking & say it was good. They went on…
… and realised that Glint changed her name. In blind fury, she set fire to a hammer and boarded a magic carpet, destination: Alaska…
Which was very cold and the carpet stopped working and it fell on to Mt. danalie where snap and crackle found Cheesehead (glint) on the top having coffee with a..
crocodile named cilit bang. Cilit bang could get rid of pesky staines such as limescale, rust and ground in dirt. They became best friends.
Then Cheeshead changed her name again. She once first called Glint, then Flint, then Iron Butterflies, then Glint, then Cheesehead. She was happy to be Glint again. Glint and Cilit Bang started up their own Dry Cleaning Laundry business, called “Our Own Dry Cleaning Laundry Business”. However, because Glint…
had no head, she wasn’t able to eat rice cakes. This was terrible because as another bussiness “called our very own rice cake bussiness” could never become a reality. But they found another way for Glint to eat rice cakes by…
always thought of Chitty Chitty bang bang whenever she heard Cilit Bang’s name, she decided to go back to the quest that the king of mush water wanted her to go on. So she set out on her journey with Snap and Crackle, when suddenly Snap said, “
hope Pop is ok, but i don’t remember Quest! Having total recall that her HEAD AND WRISTS were still attached and that they were only lost in a bad dream due to eating too many peapods, Glint decided to blow her nose. So on the third day in the desert sun on a horse with no name….
Glint decided she wanted an Ice Cream cone! So walking up to an Ice Cream man in his ice cream stand, she ordered a triple truffle chocolate cone. Glint was surprised to see an Ice Cream stand in the middle of no where, but then she shouldn’t have, because many wacky things had been happening to her lately. Once taking an hour to eat the cone, Glint continued on to the Land of Phones.
On the way to the land of phones, she made up a song about her journey into the desert on a horse with no name, which made her very rich. She met up with artists such as Johnny Cash and Keith Richards, and they formed a band named the galactic chocolate team go.
The Galactic Chocolate Team Go became very rich, until one day the rest of the band decided to execute Glint because she was too talented. So they led her to the execution area, in the…
…parking area of the nearest McDonalds. Just as Johnny and Keith were about to destroy glint using thousands of sloppy disgusting McNuggets, Glints older brother obsidion blackbird McNight swooped in on his private jet…
…and landed on top of his little sister, Glint. He didn’t notice he had done so until…
…She was woke up after being knocked unconsious. But she wasnt mad that she was hurt. She was happy to be alive. Then she left the hospital and…
decided to enter a jigging contest. Soon happy regge music was playing, and Glint moved her feet with all of her might, doing a jig better than she had ever done one before! Her jigging opponent was Feet Moving Al. Tall and lean, he was the best jigger in the world. But now, he met his match ast Glint showed him her stuff! The horse with no name laughed, and clapped his hooves for Glint!
But then Glint’s arch-enemy at singing, Maria Sharapova, threw a banana peel onto the floor and Glint slipped on it. She hit the floor hard. Sadly…
her head fell off, leaving gory items spread all over the once-beautiful floor
…But then she went to the hospital and got it stiched up. She wanted revenge. So she took a pie and…
…fashioned it into an airplane…
and rode on a yummily wonderful plane to seek her head removing enemy….
but decided instead where she wanted to wander, was to seek out Mother Goose, and ride through the air: on a very fine gander, to fetch from the Pole Star a very long spoon, to sup with a friend at the back of the moon. Once there…
she stole the very long spoon, and gave it to Jack in the Beanstalk. The ungrateful boy said, “Humph!” and ran away with her spoon! Glint sniffed, and mounted her horse with no name with a huff! And continued on her wacky journey. Along the rode, she met a man so thin, he was nearly a toothpick! Looking up at him she shouted, “HELLO UP THERE, YOU TALL AND THIN MAN! HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE DAY?”
… the man replied with a large groan and then proceeded to make a broom appear out of thin air and started attempting to hit glint with it. Glint asked what he was doing and the toothpick bandit said “…
-”There was an ugly fish that ate a full pie dish. Then that fish began to wish. It wished for a vegetarian quiche! And…”-
swam up the stream to a pond filled with cool ripples afloat with scents of lavender and jasmine. Glint bathed in the warmth of the sun and good aroma, but sensed another being present. Glint turned to find…
golden…
nuggest! The huge golden nuggets made Glint groan with goodness. The smell was overwelming!! So Glint raced towards the nuggest, getting closer, and closer…
to the BEING nuggest (aka) nuggets, and discovered that this strange being was made of potatoes. The potatoe vines grew all over. Glint followed a vine to discover a world underground being run by one eyed potatoe bugs that ….
laughed like hyenas!! They just wouldn’t stop! But they were also evil potato bugs. Once they caught site of Glint, they raced towards her with evil hyena laughs! All too soon they were very close to her. But before they attacked her, Glint twisted around, flying in the air, and landing a fierce karate kick at the lead potato bug!
then they quickly took a helicopter away…
Uh..to get away from this fierce karate girl! Happy that she had frightened the potato bugs away, Glint then made her way over to a telephone that was just randomly sitting nearby. She dialed a number then said, “
hello..and heard…”all our techs are currently busy at this time. Please hold for the next available tech. You are number 4 on the waiting list and there is a 9 minute wait. This call may be monitored for security reasons. If you wish to speak to an operator, please ….. “
…”visit Mrs Mrs Mr, who lives in an old shoe who swallowed a woman. She has something delicious waiting for you in the oven. It’s…”
“a very angry ant! The most delicious ant in the world!” Glint cringed, and slammed the phone down. “Eh…I don’t think so.” she muttered to herself, and continued on her journey. She handn’t traveled long, when she saw a very large shoe in the middle of the road. “Oh no, I didn’t want to come here!” Glint screamed to no one in particular. But atlas, she was already at the Shoe’s doormat, and she felt strangely drawn to the shoe.
Waffles fell down from the sky, distracting Glint. She ate them for a moment; distracted, and then continued, until suddenly…
she was right at he door of the shoe!! Her hands stuck to the door, unable to move. Slowly, the door opened….
AND BATMAN CAME OUT SINGING YANKEE DOODLE WHILE BLANCING ON A HORSE WTH TWO DUCKS UNDERNEATH EATING TECHNICOLOR CHEETOS!! she threw a pie at him and he…
DIED! They all died!! Then Fall Out Boy and Maroon5 started to play live music. Then the strangest thing happened…
Glint suddenly came back to life. All the pies reappeared and at Fall Out Boy and Maroon 5. Glint rejoiced at the sight of her beloved pies. She couldn’t believe how good those pies were that she ate everyone of them. She was still hungry, so she decided to see what Fall Out Boy tasted like. Yuck! Glint tried Maroon 5, but it tasted the same. So Glint…
oops i wanted to say the pies ate fall out boy and maroon 5. Carry on with comment 76
elevated her thoughts and her very being to another world. A world less distructive. Not full of disfunctional beings and thoughts, but full of wonder and all things that are great and good. The air was fresh and the opportunities were many. Setting out on a journey in this new world…..
Glint breathed in the fresh air, enjoying the freedom. She had not come far on her journey when she heard a soft snifling. In the side of a ditch sat a very small Kitten. Kitten was stuck deep in the mud, and tried unsuccessfully to get out. Glint felt pity at once for the little kitten and asked her, “Dear little kitten! How did you get stuck?”
“Well, I…”
Accidently tried to do a triple backflip” Glint then saw another thing, but it wasn’t a cat. It was a guy named Burklets SwaggerMclilly Burklets then…
Wait, I said Burklets twice. Owell, his name is Burklets SwaggerMclilly.
Carry on with the story…
he ate a cat…
Glint was worried and said “Good man may you spit that kitten out right now?”
Burklets gasped and said “Yes glint… I am sorry”
Glint heard her named and thought it was dumm she changed it to Besty,
Burklets stared into Besty’s eyes and screamed “HONEY IM HOME” and Bestys was like “Oh mah gawsh” and flipped her orangey lime-aid hair. Burklets said “Gling come back! Don’t leave me to this spat out kitten and the three dwarfs hiding in my hat! I’ll be lonly” But the only thing besty did was….
Eat cheese
Day and night. She then changed her name back to Glint as a majority of the general public wanted that to be her name, because they are crazy.
Burklets then had to go to spain to collect his mail order wife.
Glint also decided to go to Spain to collect her mail order wife…errrrr…husband. Luckily, she was on a different canoe that Burklets. Her canoe was very fast, and cruised at around 11 km an hour. After just 92347 long days and 974320 short nights, Glint arrived at…
… a city called Cairo, there were all sorts of things to do. It was creepy with black smog in the air, she walked nervousley between the long streets, with people staring at her like she was a sort of a freak. Then she heard a mob of people following her angrily, she didn’t know why? She was… (Lol =P)
scared, because this weird mob started throwing fire tongs at her! Glint then broke into a run, but the mob also broke into a run, and Glint knew they would soon overtake her. Turing a corner, Glint let out a, “oomph!” because an arm had shot out, and grabbed her around the waist. Glint was then thrown over an enormous shouler, and the thing began running. Suddenly, they were inside a quite room. Glint heard the mob pass them, and she turned to the thing that had saved her. It was Burklets SwaggerMclilly! The huge creature grinned down at Glint and said, “
I am really Ahab the Arab, shiek of the burning sands, and every night about midnight I get on my camel named Clyde and I ride. Hop on and hold tight. As the clock struck midnight, they road off singing…”Let’s twist again like we did last summer!” The dunes were…
white and they smelt bad” Burklets SwaggerMclily then said to Glint
“Will you…
marry me?” Glint considered it, but then said very politly but firmly, “NO WAY!” And hopped off of the camel in a flash. Now stuck in the middle of the desert, Glint knew she had made a bad decision. With only one drop of water left in her hair, Glint looked to the skies for help.
“Rain please.” Glint said, doubtfully. She knew it would never rain in the desert. She roamed hopefully for an oasis for about two hours. Glint saw something furry in the distance. What was that? Glint sprinted up to it. It was a lasercat! Glint picked it up and…
The lasercat then exploded. Glint was lonely until IT WAS RAININGWATER! Burklets then rescued Glint on his rocket car and everything was perfect until…
A whole army of lasercats attacked them! “RUN!” Glint screamed. There was no place to hide. So Glint…
…started digging. She dug like she had never dug before. When she stopped she had reached China! She had always heard you could do that, but thought it was just a story. Hungry now after all that digging……
She ate a yoshi egg and rice then was scared off by riots and protests then went to california to eat oranges with the governor of california then out of nowhere….
…the terminator came and shot everybody and then shouted “I TOLD YOU I WOULD BEAT YOU SILLY! I TOLD YOU I OWNED THE 4 SEATER CAR BUT I WAS NOT BELIEVED! WELL EAT THAT KATHERINE!!!!” and than ran off.
Glint was rushed to hospital only to find…
great medical help. She was thankful to get back to full health. She wanted to thank whoever helped her. She found out that it was Burklets SwaggerMclilly. They got married and had two children. One was named Lettuce and the other was named Tomato. Lettuce and Tomato were attacked by the laser cats and never seen again. To get revenge Glint and Burklets…
…bombed the laser cats. They then realised that was pretty stupid because they had most likely bombed their children.
So they…
outfitted themselves in custimary Indiana Jones outfits, and grabbed their whips and ropes. As the famous Indy theme song plays in the background, our two weird heroes go on the hunt for revenge!
Glint and Burklets trekked across the whole state of California. They came upon a forest. They started exploring when what else, lasercats appeared! “Oh man, not again.” Glint said. Instead of running, she grabbed one and started shooting the other lasercats. Once she was satisfied with her killing the lasercats, she decided she should keep one, just in case. She put the lasercat into her Winnie the Pooh bag before it bit her.
Just then, Burklets and Glint saw a glimpse of Tomato. Could he still be alive. Wait, that wasn’t Tomato it was actually
a red circle. it was an easy mistake to make.
they went on, and found a tea towl which they used to…
wring out some water to drink. Once their thirst was quenched, the two continued on their journey into the unknown.
After they had traveled about 1 mile, they decided to take a break. Glint couldn’t sit down, as she was excited about what she could find out in the big world. Glint saw something strange and shiny in the distance. She started running toward it. “Wait! Where are you going?!” Burklets yelled. He started sprinting after her. Glint finally got up to the strange object. It was a canteen! With water left in it! Not very cold, but good enough. Glint said…
“ewwww it tastes like my cat” and threw it back where it hit a chipmunk. The chipmunk got angry and sent his army after Glint and captured her and took her to their chipmunk kingdom where their king…..
Took our two heroes, Glint and Burklets SwaggerMclily hostage. The king was HUGE and monsterous. He had many slaves who helped him make the decision to KILL Glint and Burklets. They were sentenced to be hung. The only possible way to get out of this mess was for Burklets to…
kill the chipmunks. So he did. Glint and Burklets quickly escaped afterwards just in case there were more chipmunks hiding in the shadows. So they…
decided to change their names to emme(Glint) and arnold (burklets) then more chipmunks attacked them but they escaped to a land called….
Kippeneela. “Emme and Arnold” decided to change their names back because they forgot their new names. In Kippeneela, Glint and Burklets came upon an evil troll. The troll tried to eat them so, Glint took out her lasercat and shot away! This new land was to strange to them, so they decided to leave. But first, they went to the spring to get a lot of water, and filled up a bowl they had found with it. They saw a vacant house, and decided they wouldn’t leave. It looked so nice in all the…
thorn grass, that it just looked like a home. So after running through the thorn grass, they made it in their home. Opening the door, Burklets commented, “Wow, this place is roomy!! All we need now is a deer to fill it with. And maybe a few light sabers.”
“Wait a second,” Glint said. “There’s coats in here. And little beds with blankets on them.” Burklets and Glint looked at eachother and said in unison, “Someone’s living here!” They rushed out the door to find…
Then they forgot their old names when mice scared them and made them bump into each other causing them to forget their names. They now called themselves “Uno” (burklets) And “Dose” (Glint) they then left their cozy home to a new land called Elderado where they met a new friend called Milo Bloom but they just called him Milo. then a T Rex went and chased them into a cave where..
a hippo and an antelope, sat waiting for them with big ice-cream-sundaes shaped like panda bears to present to them.
They were a little confused because there was ink, gravel, and shoelaces sprinkled on the top of the panda-bear-ice-cream-sundae…not regular ice cream ingredients, but they ate them anyway.
then they started to feel strange…
because the icecream tasted bad! That is rare!”Uno” and “Dose” decided to change their names back to Glint and Burklets. They don’t like whoever keeps changing their names. They like their weirdo names. Glint and Burklets escaped all of the obstacles ahead of them and decided to go to…
…Britney Spear’s birthday party! When they arrived at Brit’s birthday bash, they found an empty can of watch batteries on the floor. Glint and Burklets decided to put Britney Spears into the can. Using liposuction, they…
took that weird little turkey neck off of Britney. The was squirming and screaming even more than when she had to dance thriller for Michael Jackson. Glint and Burklets got a little scared with all the drunk crazy people so they decided to leave. Glint…
…decided to go to Brad Pitt and Angeline Jolie’s house to have dinner, seeing as Glint and Burklets were celebrities. When they arrived at the house, they…
…fought their way throught the paparazzi and were asked if they were going to be adopted by Hollywood couple. They boarded a plane and took off to Brad and Angelina’s man-made island in the shape of Ethiopia off the coast of the United Arab …
When Glint and Burklets got their, the ghost of Fall Out Boy and Maroon5 approached them.” Why did you take a bite of us Glint?” muttered Fall out Boy. (comment 76) Glint answered with…
a snowball in the face of Fall Out Boy. Then, she and Burklets left the wacky island, and hitched a ride on the Titanic to a large coloring book that sat right in the middle of Africa. Once the reached the coloring book, Gling and Burklet took a tour with a tour guide up the huge book. “Now here, you may take your crayon and sign your name on this page.” Said the tour guide, yawning behind his hand. But Glint had another idea! “Why don’t we…”
draw a picture for you?” “Sure,” The tour guide muttered “Go ahead.” So Glint and Burklets both worked together with the large crayons to make a portrait of the tour guide. Once they were done, Burklets said very excitedly, “Look! We drew you!” “Oh, thats nice.” The tour guide said, half awake. Glint rolled her eyes. How rude! she thought. Glint and Burklets saw a gazelle in about 100 feet away and…
they shot it…WITH A CAMERA then…
…ate great pie and enjoyed some pie from a pie plane called the fang pie plane and stole…
the gazelle’s pair of organic socks. Glint planted one for good luck while Burklets filled one with sand which he later discarded on top of a polar bear. Glint and Burklets remembered their children, Tomato and…lettuce, was it? They conveniently found a computer in the colouring book and sold their children on eBay. They were bough by the local supermarket for 99 cents a kilogram. Glint and Burklets changed their names to “Spongebob” (Glint) and “CheesetastesgoodonpoisonousfishfooddoesntitIknowitdoes” (Burklets). So Spongebob and CheesetastesgoodonpoisonousfishfooddoesntitIknowitdoes decided to…
go into the land of Narnia where they met a very fat Faun named Gavin. The faun stole their light sabers, and hopped away. “Hey!’ shouted CheesetastesgoodonpoisonousfishfooddoesntitIknowitdoes, running after the Faun. Glint took out her bow and arrows(that magically appeared in her hands) and strung an arrow. She let the arrow fly, and CheesetastesgoodonpoisonousfishfooddoesntitIknowitdoes fell with a grunt. Glint gasped in horror as she saw that her arrow was imbedded in her husband’s back!
*Glint* rushed over to *Burklets* and said “ARE YOU OKAY?” “Yea… I’m actually just fine.” Glint and Burklets who just plain HATE it when people changed their names didn’t want to be in Narnia. They’ve seen the movie, and they didn’t have TV there! (OH DEAR! lol) Burklets spotted the lamp post which had been in the movie. “That way!” Burklets said, pointing. Glint and Burklets went into the closet with all those big furry coats and a lingering scent of mothballs. “Yuck!” Glint said, scrunching her nose at the gross smell. Glint stumbled out of the wardrobe first, coughing. Glint saw the professer’s shadow walk by and…
The professor turned glint into a super human robot called Darth Gladius who destroyed many towns and pie (the people mourned for the pies) When Milo (remember Milo?) came over and said to professor YOU STINK! and he cried off into a corner. Burklet fell in a pit. Then climbed out. then ran off out of Darth Gladius’s wrath when just then…
Glint woke up. It was a dream! There was someone next to her. Was it Burklets? “Burklets…?” Glint asked. “Huh? Yeah, I’m Burklets.” he said. “Aaah!” Glint screamed. “What?” Glint woke up again. She was at the big coloring book with Burklets now. This is strange. Glint scratched her head, confused. Glint licked her forehead, contemplating what was going on. Burklets…
then went to get Milo so they could go to a place called cleveland when..
a wild guitar started playing! SCREEEEEEEEECH! WAAAAAA!” Glint turned around, to see her beloved husband on his knees, strumming the electric guitar for all he was worth! Glint stared in shock then muttered, “Ugh! He reminds me of Marty off of Back to The Future when Marty is playing his guitar! I can’t stand it!” And with that, Glint rushed over to Burklets, and tore the guitar out of his hands. Burklets shrieked in horror as Glint proceeded to tear the guitar apart like it was made of marshmellows!!
Then Milo (who everyone keeps forgetting) helped Glint McDonald pull the guitar out of burklets hands and SNAP! the guitar came off when just then a…
darkness fell over them. A rolling fog creeped slowly to their feet. In the distance a eerie glow began to rise. Milo grabbed his ripstick and headed for…..
a mud house nearby while thanking a person named zipo for remembering him when suddenly burklet changed the fog into sun with his magical frog when…
the frog transformed into super frog! “Wow. He’ll come in handy.” Glint said. Milo (???) said “WAAAAAAH!” as super frog tore him apart. Apparently super frog did not like Milo. But Milo had a super power to heal himself! Burklets then…
Sunshine Superman of Green Lantern appeared and said,
I can make like a turtle and dive for pearls in the sea. Milo saw $ signs and ……
“Hey Glint , Milo ,WHO IS A CHARACTER (Ξ≡¤ζΘØζΘΦÐΣΣΜ¤≡Ξ), lets go capture the tooth fairy and sell it for more money” So they did and made lots of money then bought Alaska and mooned Russia. But then Illinois bought alaska from them and they went on with their adventure where…
they met the prime minister of Japan. They had a nice weekend in Tokyo, then got back to business. Milo cried when it was time to go[lol]. “C’mon!” Glint said pulling on Milo’s arm. Burklets cried too. Glint…
then said “oh you cry babies!” and mi8lo said ” *sniff* SHAD Up!” in a sobbery voice. they then went to Russia where Vladimir Putin ordered their arrest for mooning Moscow. And….
suddenly a new reporter was caught in a car chase, chasing a 1920s car which contained Glint, Burklets and MILO (who just ranodmly appeared everywhere). Glint and gang were chasing Glint’s arch-enemy Queen Tony Blair! Suddenly a unicorn fell out of…
Glint’s pocket. “Hehe. Thats mine.” she said, embarrassed. She quickly stuffed it back into her pocket and hopped out of the Ford model T and started running from Tony Blair, looking back every few minutes.
Tony Blair soon caught up, and snatched Glint’s arm, and twisted her around. “Ouch!” Cried Glint, stopping Milo in his tracks. “Hey, what are you doing to Glint? LET HER GO!” Screamed Milo, who raced after Tony Blair. Tony dropped Glint’s hand, and ran away, while Burklet asked if Glint was ok. Then, the three of them ran into Jackie Chan! Jackie Chan said that he was out of a job, and asked them if they wanted him as a bodyguard. The three nodded, and so Jackie Chan followed them around all over the place, and protected them from any bad guys. Glint decided to go get a hamburger, when she heard Jackie shout, “GET DOWN!” And felt him push her down.
Then they blew up Mcdonalds and went to a place called Birmingham and stayed at a local hotel when a evil chimpmunk man attacked a potato then they ran off in fear and came to Iceland where magical snow elves met them and they sent them to Canada where they joined the French Foreign Legion and went to China to make toast then went back to London to have cookies and pepsi when…
the world exploded. Glint felt a little rumble, but nothing big. Jackie Chan looked around the beautiful paintings in the cafe while munching away at his cookies and sipping his pepsi every few minutes. “Ready to go?” Glint said, getting up, dusting her shirt off. “Yeah,” Burklets said. “Just a second.” Burklets stuffed the last of his oatmeal raisin cookies and ran off with Glint, Milo, and Jackie Chan to…
…to the space ship that was leaving Station Number 9. Everyone was racing to leave before the magnetic force field yanked them into the center of the explosion. Knowing that earth would be pulled together as soon as the dust settled, they would return later to pay the check and leave a tip.
…but suddenly Jackie Chan took off his mask, outfit and hair and Glint and friends learnt that Jackie Chan was not Jackie Chan, but he was Glint’s other arch-enemy, Nanny McPhee! Childhood memories came back to Glint. She remembered how Nanny McPhee had been so nice to her and given her a dollar a month as her allowance. Then Burklets took Nanny McPhee and too off in another space ship alone with Nanny McPhee, holding a sign that said “Nearly Newly Married!” Now Glint was alone with Milo, and her pet rock. She…
decided she’d had enough of all the violence in her life, and weapons. So, she went to a peaceful little Island, where she thought she’d be alone. But Atlas, it was not to be! When she finally fell asleep in her hammock, something crept up behind her. “Sniff. Sniff” Something kept sniffling, and it woke Glint up. Terrified, Glint slowly sat up, afraid of who she would see. But, it was only Milo, who was crying. “What is the matter, Milo?” Asked Glint, wondering. Milo just shook his head, and turned away. Then he finally answered. “I lost my pet Ant! His name is Second to One, and he is lost!”
Glint replied, sweating, “Was this ant blue with orange strpied polkadots?” Milo nodded. Glint swallowed a fly. *gulp* “I ate him when my Pet Rock and I were having a tea party.” Glint said, calmly. Milo robbed Glint’s nail polish remover and…
put it all over her face! Glint sputtered when it got in her mouth, then suddenly tasted like cotten candy!
Then a pie ful of honey fell on milo and he said ” MMMM CHOCOLATE!” so they both smelled weird and laughed for 30minutes to milo stopped breathing and a doctor came and helped him eat more pie. then….
…abruptly…
the spaceship hit some kind of surface. Glint and Milo fell on top on each other in the crash then….
she had this realization that obviously she was experiencing a loss of memory! Glint was sure she came to the island alone to spend some time with her pet rock, but had this weird taste in her mouth which reminded of cotton candy, and Milo, smelling weird, was lying in a heap with her. It was just one of those days that …
was bad. Milo even slipped on a banana peel and blew up. Now it was only glint…
…her pet rock and the banana peel. She used the banana peel as a propellor to fly back to the island to be by herself on a holiday, as she thought she had done earlier. But to her shock, on the island, was none other than…
a pile of rubble…
and she cried at this sight when Milo suddenly appeared angry at whoever killed him. He calmed glint then they…
decided they’d had enough all together of this Island, since it was clear that Glint wasn’t going to get the peace and aloneness that she desired. SO..they flew to Louisiana, where it was right in the middle of Hurricane Katrina. Milo screamed in delight as they were swept downstream in a flood, but Glint didn’t like it at all. So, she popped out her umbrella, and scooped up Milo, and jumped in the upside-down umbrella, and they floated gently in the water. But then, someone cackled evily! It was…Burklets!
Burklets had lightning coming from his hands. He had the most evil smile it could have scared someone to death. “Burklets!” Glint screamed. “What one EARTH are you DOING?” “Oh.” Burklets started. “Nothing.” “Okay. Hop in the umbrella.” Milo started singing “Umbrella” and Glint told him to shut up.
then Milo found a tent abandoned by campers on a building and he used to make fire when…
a bomb fell from the sky. followed by another. and another. an old naked man running round in circles suddenly shouted ‘THEYRE FROM RUSSIA!’ . Milo screamed and jumped on the fire so that he wouldnt have to be killed by Russia, and could kill himself. Being killed by russia is a disgrace. but as he was scorching himself it started to rain. The fire went out. He wouldhave to be killed by RUSSIA! “You fool, Milo! Theres a bomb shelter right here, you blind idiot!’ cackled Burklets.
Milo, Burklets and Glint ran to the bomb shelter as fast as they could. They opened the door and stepped inside. But instead of the dull, metal grey they thought they would see, instead they saw a….
..crystal shining brightly. The flashing colours…
…suddenly jumped out of the crystal and made twelve cappucinos for Glint, Burklets, and Milo, as well th ethe Three Blind Mice, who were addicted to cappucinos. Glint gasped…
as she sipped the hot drink. But soon enough, it was cool, and she gulped it down. Then out of nowhere, there came a….giant pig! The pig snorted then said, “You guys have any pork rinds anywhere? I’m starved! Burklets gasped at the redundant question, then said, “
“No, I suggest you seek elsewhere.” “Okay.” The pig said. He wandered off, snorting every few minutes. Glint gave Burklets a weird look. Milo…
then said ” WHAT IS WITH TALKING PIGS AND THREE BLIND MICE?” everyone said “duh it’s a story!” and Milo said..
“Gosh, you don’t have to be so mean!” Milo scrunched up his face and folded his arms. He turned his back to Glint and Burklets, and Glint rolled her eyes. Burklets…
then ran off with mary poppins to live in harmony with the nanny. Glint AGAIN with milo sighed and then…
Mary Poppins gracefully walked up to Glint and Milo and said, “I believe THIS belongs to you.” She shoved Burklets into Glint and she walked away, a little skip in each step. Glint pushed Burklets up against a nearby wall and said, “Don’t run into me again like that, OKAY?” “Okay…” Burklets said, rubbing his forehead. “I..
think i was too annoying to her *sigh*” then a girl walked up to them. Her name was Emily (shes a human) and Milo fell in love with her and they went into space in a spaceship to go on adventures since they both like adventures. Burklets left with glint glint said “well now Milo has left so lets go to…
the bar.” “Okay!” Glint and Burklets caught a taxi and rode down to the nearest bar (
) A few hours later, Burklets and Glint walked out, tired as ever from a night of partying, drunkenly fell into a taxi, singing “la LA LA LA LA!!” Glint suddenly woke up from her day dream. “Wow.” Glint said. “That was weird.” Burklets…
then said “STOP YELLING! MY HEAD HURTS!” why asked glint. “i had too much sugar with my medicine.” then…
…suddenly Glint went down on bended knee, and it appeared she was getting something out of her pocket…
she pulled out her unicorn, jumped on, and dragged Burklets along with her. She went against traffic and was good at it, too. The unicorn…
…was actually Andrew Flintoff, English cricket player. They had a cricket game right then and there. Afterwards they…
decided it was time for a wonderful swim. They found some ocean nearby(Ocean Weirdo to be exact)and went into the deep end of the water. Glint loved the feel of the little fishies nibbling her feet, but then suddenly she felt something quite different biting her teeth. It didn’t feel like little fishie teeth at all! “AHHH!” screamed Glint, thrashing about in the water. Burklets swam over to her to see what the problem was, and dived under the water. Can you guess who he brought up? It was..MILO! “Milo, what are you doing here?” Asked Glint, rubbing her bitten toe. “Well, I got bored in space. So me and Emily decided to..
to scare glint to get a little laugh, And we plan to go to mars to make the icecaps into giant pools of water!” then glint ,annoyed, went out of the water to the shore to tan while burklet gave milo a high 5 while laughing. then…
Glint decided it was about time to give Milo a little payback time! So she went to a Buy-Fast-Mart close by, and bought a few things to play a trick on Milo. Those things were:
a tazer, a copyright subpoena, a potato, and a cardboard cut like a dorsal fin. She made it look like a shark and made it go up to him IN THE WATER and pushed a button to make the tazer go off. it took two people with it’s conductive shock, Milo, Neil(youtube), and burklet. they all..
…became so charged up that they formed a band called The Whale Hicky. Milo performed a 16 hour drum solo. The crowed snacked on Riba Q’s and juice boxes.
Then somone accidentally…
…decided to deep fry Glint’s wig. Glint was…
really a bird from Zorothor 9 and her REAL name was Tarnaek Avilla who came to earth to destroy all humans. and her wing was spotted by the person and they deep fried it so she only had one wing. then milo and burkelt saved her and found that she was really an alien milo….
nair! She was so rich, she liked to swim in her money! Then she decided she’d better donate some to charities. So she donated to The Weirdo charity, The Eat Foot charity, and the…
Support Alines Like Me charities. (even tho i meant Milo the character..) she moved in with Bill Gates as the richest millionaire in the galaxy. Milo and Emily left to seek for gold in the atlantic while burklet said “well jellyfish it looks like its just you and me now..” and he swam in to the deep deep ocean is search of…
The giant squid! The squid was known for eating a man alive, and for dancing to polka. So Burklets set off in search for this squid, but he soon realized he needed some help. So he hired Smokey The Bear, and Dora The Explorer.
…Dora the explorer soon proved to be extremely annoying. All she did all day was talk to a pink monkey.
However, they travelled on to the…
pacific ocean where they stopped at a sunny island and rested there when…
suddenly Dora stopped right in her tracks. “I think it’s time for Map to come out, and show us the way!” But Burklets knew what The Map song was, and did NOT want to hear it! So he said quickly, “No, but thanks anyway, Dora.” Then suddenly Smokey said, “Hey there, I smell smoke! Let’s go!” So he went off into the woods, following his nose. Burklets and Dora could only follow him, and they found the fire quickly.
Smokey put it out but too late. Dora had been caught in a twig when the flame hit their area. They couldnt find dora but they didnt care. smokey was sad but burklet just said “hehehehehe”….
…but Burklets and friends were sad because they missed Glint…or “Milo Nair” (lol) so Burklets sat on a squirrel while saying “Majundsifujlifighw dkfjplujwiniiuwei” ten times really fast. Suddenly Glint or Milo Nair fell out of Dora’s backpack. Then…
Milo said “dang how did we end up here?…
that is so odd, because Dora was just lost! But oh well. Now then, how are you guys doing?” He said to Burklets, who could only gasp in awe, for Milo had gotten a new haircut. It was a mohawk! It looked amazing, and Glint said proudly, “I convinced him to do it. Doesn’t he just look handsome?”
but then they saw that glint had disappeared because she was a imagination cuz they missed her. (she was still in her mansion) then milo got antoehr new haircut..
which was a fro. He liked this hairdo more than the last one, and decided he was going to keep it this way. “He Burklets, why don’t you get a fro? You’d look great in one!” So Burklets went, and got a fro. But…it didn’t turn out as expected.
For some reason…
…mice were attracted to Burklet’s purple hair. They never stopped nibbling it like a piece of paper would do to a snow globe. But one of the mice turned out to be Glint! Glint became a person again and then…
turned back into an alien cause she got bored being a iceberg killin human and ate…
…food. But she thought food was too boring to eat so she un-ate food and decided to eat tanning lotion. Glint got a tan on her liver and small intestine. She was so happy she…
broke out into hives. Those hives were SO enormous, she fell to the ground. The kept growing, and grew SO heavy, that the hives started squishing her. Then they were SO smelly, and Glint fainted from the smell. Finally, Olly walked up, and said, “You need help?”
Glint didn’t answer. So Olly sighed, and thought, “Well, I’d better help her.” So he took a pin, and poked her hives.
They exploded! Weird slop got all over Glint and Olly. “Yuck!” Glint said, shaking her hand to get some slop off. Olly jumped in a nearby pond to clean himself off. Glint tried to get up, but she couldn’t at the weight of the hives. Olly…
said “Alines dont like hives?” and glint said “OF COURSE NOT!”…
Then olly did a huge fart and glint died of nose injuries Olly was put to jail and there was a relly mean guy named spark the fat guy got up and then lifted his fist up and then…
he punched the wall and Olly escaped and farted in spark face and died of nose injuries and olly got eaten by a monser cop and then the stchomic asids rose…
until agony…
olly’s legs were gone! but out 100 new ones. about an hour later olly was a hideous monster. olly the monster punched the monster open and then…
than burklets woke up in the middle of no were! He was in a wired world… and relized it was da giant squid! he gave up hope and than suddenly the giant squid…
…put her thumb in her mouth and started to cry. The squid said, “This story is too confusing! I miss Glint and Burklets and Milo!” *cry cry* The squid cried so much that…
(please delete prefious comment i messed up) he exploded and milo fell out to…
a huge pool. Milo relaxed in the pool saying, “Wow, these past few days have been CRAZY! I don’t even know what really happened to all of us. So…maybe me, Burklets, and Glint should all go play ping pong.”
then he started crieng cause he remembered that glint was not there so he and burklet just played (Milo Lost)…
then burklets woke up again! he pinchied himself to see if he was really awake. phew! he was still in the space with glint and milo. what a relief! that crashed had knocked him out into dreamland. ” ru
okay?” asked milo before he could answer the space ship broke into half…
…and broke into half again before a huge mutant pencil leaped at them, with…
Glint rushing to their side. “We thought you were dead!” Milo said, suprised. “Yea!” Burklets agreed. “I actually wasn’t dead…” Glint started. “I fainted. It just kinda looked like I was dead. So, yeah.” “Oh, cool.” Milo said, shuffling his feet. There was a an akward silence until Burklets remembered the pencil. Burklets said… “
wheres my stuff?” and milo said “like glint said WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD” and burklet said “just give me back my stuff” and milo and glint handed them over when…
the giant mutant pencil lept at them! the giant mutant pencil was about kill our heros but then he-man showed up! he chopped the pencils in half and then he fell of the spaceship into a black hole which was gettting closer to our three heros!
the black hole really turned out to be a mutant space alien demon dragon thingy! ( to make things short it’s name was die!) die was all of these things mixed to gether! ” now i must eat this ship and in my tummy you must stay forever!” said die. it shot a fire ball at milo and the force hit him so hard he fell on a space rock. die tipped the ship and burklets fell… right into die’s mouth!
Glint screamed in horror, running towards Die.
“YOU SPIT HIM OUT RIGHT NOW!” But atlas, the Die thingy was not about to spit Burklets out. You see, Burklets had a nice jelly bean flavor that Die found quite tasty. Milo, seeing that Burklets was about to be swallowed forever, decided it was time for some action. Walking over to Glint, he said, “Ok, here’s the plan. Just stay out of the way, and let this man do the hero stuff.” He puffed out his chest, then jumped on Die’s metallic nose.
Die screamed a really loud scream, so loud that all the windows within 3 miles shattered to peices.
die punched milo back into the ship. ” to rescue your friend you must get me an powerfull orb! the orb is called the crystal orb in the temple of doom! you have only 24 hours to save ur friend!” said die. ” okay ugly we will get you this crystal orb” said glint. ” UGLY!?” die grabbed glint and shoved her into his mouth. ” 23 hours now!”
milo then went into a escape pod headed back for earth.
meanwhile in the stomic of die, burklets and glint were punching die hoping they could get out. ” awwwww man! were gonna die!” said glint. ” in case you dindn’t notice milo is saving us” said burklets. ” thats what im worried about!”
meanwhile milo crashed landed on a beach. “never to late to splash around in the water” he said as he ran to the water. but deep inside was another evil monster… THE KRACKEN!
The Kracken was a hideious two headed alien thingy of sorts. He was known throughout the land as a great terror, and one that would chase people for days and days. But Milo didn’t know this, and even if he did, I don’t think it would have stopped him from being brave, and bold. Once again, he puffed out his chest and said, “Yo Kracken! What’s up? Want some root beer?” Kracken scratched his head in puzzlement. “Uh..ok.”
so milo went to the bar to get root bear but accediently grabbed soft drink. ” here you go” said milo. the kraken started to drink then it said ” this is not root bear!” so the kraken slapped milo and he went spining down and down, and ended up at the lost city underwater, alantica
…where they found olly wondering why on earth he was a character in the story for a brief period of time. He then died horribly by getting eated by Pete, the mermaid king. Which means he isn’t comin back. Take that.
Anyway, they continued on, to find a giant…
banana peel just laying on the ground. Milo climbed up on it and slid down it saying, “Wheeeeeeeee!” He did it over, and over, and over again until he heard someone say, “Milo…Milo…I am your father…Uh, I mean, what you are doing?!! Your friends are stuck in Die’s stomach, and You’re having fun? Come on, man!” So Milo with a guilty conscience, decided to continue on.
when he reached the surface te kraken would not let him through. t was time to fight…
…but milo was a hippy, and didn’t like fighting. He simply repeated the wise words of his grandfather but was munched down like a potato with a spoon attached to his legs.
But then Milo came back to life, with a song called…
its the life song when milo woke up he was not a hippy anymore. that was when he grabbed the krakens leg and bashed it against the sand. then the krakken used all 100 tenechals and smaked milo… back into outer space
Milo didn’t like all this violence and decided to just come back to earth and apologize to the kraken. (???) The kraken apologized too, and they both became great friends. Glint and Burklets walked to Milo, looking exhausted. Milo looked up and said…
damn this hullisons! i reallyshould stop sining in the sand! milo saw a sign that said…. temple of doom 2 miles
He widened his eyes and quickly went the other way. He didn’t want to get in any more trouble. He started running, a little freaked out. He got exhausted and collapsed on the ground, panting. He buried his face in his hands and…
…there it was! Milo glared at his hands. Not only were they bleeding, but he was holding the Crystal Orb! Milo struggled to work this out, but he came to the conclusion that the Krakken gave him the Crystal Orb in reutrn for Milo’s hair straightener. Milo ran to outer space…yes he ran to outerspace, and…
relized that it was a trick from the temple of doom. he had already entered it and grabbed the orb…. butsomething was missing… wasnt there apose to be a bolder chase now? oh its coming now. milo ran and swung on the vine past the crocidiles and the boulder kept going. milo then jumped out the temple and fell into the sand. something was happing! he was being teleported into space. ” do you have my orb?” asked die. ” yes” he said. die spat out his friends. burklets milo and glint went back to earth. ” now my cannon is complete! all i do is aim it at a planet and boom! with them 3 outta my face i can destroy the universe! starting with earth. than die fired the gun and the laser was heading towards earth
The laser had technical difficulties and failed. Die (??) started whamming his hand on his desk. It had failed! Die…
acsedently pushed the self discruct botton and then die….
uh…died. Like, he actually “died.” It was a kidney stone, I think. Anyway, finally Glint, Burklets, and Milo were back together. But them Milo said, “But we’ve got to-”
…save the world!” So…
they did a little dance and milo sang do do dooo doobbie dobbie dooba doob ie doob the end then sudenly…
a huge chesse cake fell from the sky ” just our luck!! good luck!” said milo. but it really was a nuclar bomb…. and they only had 10 seconds to escape! so then burklets…
quikly made a bomb disarming robot! however, it was too worried that he would mess up, and he would kill them all! “To much pressure!” he screamed as he killed himself.
“oh” they said. they now had THREE seconds!
Just then, a swarm of robotic insects…
…settled down on the uhhh…floor…and got out their stuff for a lovely tea party! The nuclear bomb “saw” this happening, and was delighted, so he went over to the robotic insects and sipped some tea and de-activated himself. So Milo and friends…
thought about why burklets thought he was dead. milo took a bite out of it and relised it was just a ggiant chesse cake. the robotic friends joined milo burklets and glint on their joruny. new pets!
…they all settled into their tank in the petrol station, when suddenly a train crashed through the roof. They were all flung aboard wherever it was rolling and continued on to…
…Maria Sharapova’s birthday party! Glint remembered Maria Sharapova – her childhood enemy. Eearlier in the story Maria Sharapova had thrown a banana peel on the floor when Glint was singing (Maria was Glint’s arch-enemy at singing). Glint hated those memories, and was so mad she did something evil to Maria Sharapova. She…
kicked her where it hurts. (lol!!!!) Just kidding. Glint actually had put talcum powder in the hair dryer, so when Maria wanted to dry her hair, she got powdered! Maria shrieked and ran around. Glint tried to hide her smile, but Maria saw it. “HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?” Maria asked, furious. “Well,” Glint said, “what about that time you cut a huge chunk off my hair? Hmm?”
Maria stood and thought a few seconds then said “…
…that wasn’t me, you idiot. That was your friend over there, Burklets.” Burklets tried to hide his evil smile, but it was too late and Glint…
shot a laser gun at maria and she fell to thefloor dead. ” well thats the end of that chapter ” said milo forgetting he was apose to be stupid. as they walked the blazing sun scorched there backs
and Maria Sharapove came back and tried to sell them cookies. This time Milo remembered he was stupid, and bought them all. He was poisoned, but was revived by Mother Mirabelle’s Nail Polish Remover. It works wonders, Anyway, Glint felt joyful. So she…
…decided to throw a party for orange-colored ghosts who eat doughnuts and pistacchio nuts when suddenly..
…almonds flew in from everywhere! They were mad and the leader, “Almondo”, said, “Why don’t you eat us almonds???” The almonds were obviously sad, but Glint took this another way, and got down on bended knee…
…and proposed marriage to Almondo, who declined feverishly. This made Glint very sad so she went and had a shower for the remainder of the day and…
…teleported to the magical land of fairy pixie horses and rode a unicorn down the lane, when an old lady named Katherine gave her a “Magical” apple, but when Glint ate it, all of a sudden she looked like Katherine, and Katherine looked like her! “What happened!?” shrieked Glint. The old lady cackled menacingly. Then, Katherine teleported into Glint’s shower and left Glint weeping because she was such an ugly person now. Then Glint had an idea. She decided to…
( by the way glint is already married to burklets ) use the person writing right now to change her looks back to normal because every one is now sick of other people changing stuff like glint marrying something named almando when she was already married to bruklets! anyways so then glint milo and burklets decied to run around but then out of nowhere came dies ghost! ( to bad for every one he is invinclble ) ” i will join u on whatever ur doing” die said. NEW PET!…………………………. i mean ghost partener
(i thougth burklets was dead?)
So Glint and Milo and Burklets and Die went and confronted Katherine. Glint decided to challenge her to a game of Monopoly!! So they started and Glint rolled an 8. Much later in the game, They had bought every property and Katherine had houses on some of hers. Then glint rolled a 5. “Oh no!” screamed Glint. “My token lands on…
…when you pass go collect $200! MY LIFE IS RUINED!” Glint shreiked, throwing down all her fake moustaches. Katherine stared at Glint and…
then stared at die(WTF!?) and said “Thats uh… a good thing” And milo said ” i just bought Boardwalk haha!” and Katherine…
…made a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich! So Katherine is munching on this and she landed on ST JAMES PLACE! Glint owned St. James place and there was a HOTEL on it! Katherine reluctantly handed over 518$, and then she changed into a dracula outfit! Then, Katherine realised that she hated Glint and that she was supposed to be ruining her life right now, so she turned Glint into a…
tooth brush which milo found and said “Well i do need to brush my teeth” And glint screamed ” NOOOOOOOO!!!!!” But….
..it was too late! And milo’s cavities were now in Glint’s bristles! “ARGHHH!” screamed Glint. Milo heard this noise and wondered why the toothbrush was screaming. Then, Milo ran off happily and started his own dry cleaning buisness, only…
…then Glint realised something. This was all in her head. Glint was still Glint! I mean, Glint was still Glint who was as ugly as Katherine, if you get what I mean. Meaning Milo had brushed his teeth with Glint in human form…lol. They continued their game of Monopoly, and it’s was Die’s turn. Instead of Die rolling a dice, Die rolled omn the floor as a dice, lol. He got a seven (lol) and a…
..faceful of pie. Then, Glint washed her alphabet, which she never got around to doing towards the start of the story. She was very pleased with her handiwork. She had even gotten that tricky spot on the letter J! Then, she began throwing her alphabet at…
Katherine and then Katherine threw a grenade at Glint but she accidentally threw the top part and Katherine was no more. Glint, Milo,Die(Still WTF!?),and Burklets found a door leading out of the land of pie and glint thought it was over when they tumbled into the land of…
..Disafio, where there were huge fields of cheetahs running around like chickens without heads, which they actually were. The cheetahs were really illusions so they could protect their land from Glint who they didn’t even know. They just hated the word ‘Glint’. When the chicken-cheetahs realised that Glint wasn’t scared of them, (because cheetahs were her second-favorite animal) they…
…caught the 250 down the road and got off at A&W, where they ordered a Chubby Chicken combo with a coke. Glint, Milo, Die and Burklets crossed the land of Disafio, and discovered a cauldron full of…
…gummy worms which they used to catch a gummy fish. They later learned the simpsons already used that joke and got put in jail for copyright theft. So they…
then escaped and did a joke on……
…a police officer. Their joke on the police officer was so horrible and mean and really really bad, that the police officer was rushed to hospital with a broken intestine, and appendicitis. The surgeons preformed surgery on the police officer, but…
…he didn’t make it out alive. The poor police officer just couldn’t push through…
…and, once in heaven, was appointed the god of toothpaste. So while this was happening, Glint, Milo, and Die plotted world domination while Burklets plotted toilet domination. Burklets’s plot succeded, and he was now the owner of toilets everywhere, and his subjects bowed before him, and he had a plunger as his scepter and.. Anyway, Glint, Milo and Die are trying to conquer the world with a rusty pen knife and a roll of scotch tape. They conquered Estonia (wha?) easily, but the Norweigans knew how to defend themselves against pen knives and scoth tape and Glint, Milo and Die…
…ran backwards, but what they didn’t know was that behind them was a huge cavern so as they flew through the air…
..like a cucomber with…
…extra tomato, salad, onions and pickles and stuff and kept flying through the air till they reached the country of…
Macdoobies. The country of Macdoobies was full of acorns and hairbrushes. There were also talking chipmunks and a sock store. As Glint, Milo, and Die (Burklets was stuck in a toilet) attempted to cross the country of Macdoobies, a bunch of acorns, lead by their leader “Acornella” began attacking them with socks from the sock store! Glint, Milo and Die were outnumbered 2,523,882,197 to 4. (Glint had an aphid living in her ear) Suddenly, the aphid living in her ear jumped out. The acorns were terrified of aphids, and they ran away screaming. So Glint, Milo and Die continued to cross the country of Macdoobies, when suddenly…
…a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich oozed out from glints armpit and sucked her into a dark place or as we like to call it on earth “nothingness” but glint was happy to see that she was not nothing yet, beacause her friends were there will her, milo, and die.
but then, she heard some muttering like saying “i wonder if im a boy or a girl, i dont know how that happened, no my toothpick is not for you!”
glint was scared, so she asked milo to…
eat her, so that she would be put out of her misery. After being eaten, she joined Burklets, who drowned in a toilet, and the police officer in heaven, and she was appointed goddess of ventriloquism. Glint was always fond of ventriloquism. Anyway, her earlobe exploded and then…
milo was found slepping on kathrines shoulder and suddenlly woke up and said… ” ill have extra chesse pls” ( WTF? ) anyways the gang ( which of course included die ) went on a areplane to go to mars just when it broke into half glint and milo going to a lost island full of monsters and burklets and die going onto a nother lost ilands only this one was full of monsters and skeltons and um… spider man and the sandman?
Die and Burklets were terrified of the sandman! They ran around screaming and dropping all of their coconuts. Then, the sandman turned evil and killed Die and Burklets, along with spiderman. Once in heaven, Die was appointed God of Hairspray, and Burklets, God of Orangey Mango Soup. Meanwhile, Glint and Milo were making friends with the monsters. One of the mosters knew english, but the rest of them only spoke korean. The monster that knew english was…
…The Policeman if he had seen her bright yellow sheep.
back in heaven die and bruklets all escaped back dow to earth ” i have come to killm you again!” said the sandman. die and milo got a bunch of water and threw it on the sand man.” damn! im wet! oh no…. ill get badly beaten!” he screamed. die and burklets threw the sandman into the water were he turned into wet sand. if sand is wet… it can get hurt. both die and bruklets punched him so hard the sand man died. meanwhile…
Milo was just so confused as to what all was going on. It had seemed everything had gone from bad to worse, and he decided he had quite enough! So, he got a loud bullhorn, and yelled through it, “LISTEN UP, EVERYONE! WE ARE ALL GOING ON VACATION, OK?” But Katharine and Sandman didn’t like that idea, and threw malto-meal at him.
.. Milo was allergic to malto-meal, and he came up out of a pile of malto-meal sputtering and sneezing. Then he spread his germs to everyone and an epidemic of malto-meal sickness broke out, which would be legendarily known as “The great malto-meal sickness”. It spread to everyone, and the malto-meal people were arrested and…
…tickled to death, but they survived with only scratches and feather reminance. Glint, Milo, Die and Burklets were cured of their disease when a cow moo-ed. Suddenly a UFO appeared and…
Ordered everyone on board. Sulkily, they boarded, but Milo didn’t go without a fight–as he walked up the gangplank, he stuck out his tongue at an Alien, and gave it a swift kick in the shin. The alien merely smiled, and battered her eyelashes at Milo. In an odd shrill sounding clicking voice, she said haltingly, “My, what a handsome specimen!” Oh bother… thought Milo as he hurried to the others.
..But the alien wasn’t too keen on giving up on Milo just yet. she approached him and the rest of the crew cautiously, grabbed milo’s shoulders and pulled him into the bathroom. Then she slowly said “Er.. Would you like to…
…tango?” Milo was scared, and said, using an Elvis Prestley sort of voice, “I don’t know how, momma. Thank ya very much. Uh uh.” The alien, who happened to be called Chalky, was disgraced, and gave Milo a…
beating. milo just grabbed a ray gun andkilled her. while on the aliens planet potlome milo found a button that said self desruct.” what does this button do?” he asked himself. BOOM! every ne looked at milo. ” i got a good idea…. find an esape pod and head back to earth
The gang serched nearly EVERYWHERE for an escape pod! The only place they didn’t search was the room nobody thought could contain it.. The room marked “Escape pod room”. Finally, after seventeen long days and twenty eight short nights, Glint decided to take a peek in the escape pod room, and there it was! Glint found herslef strangely drawn toward it. She glanced around. Everyone else was searching in obtuse places like the toilet. “They wouldn’t mind, would they?” Glint said to herself. “I’ll just take a peek in then.” She peered inside the escape pod, and all of a sudden…
A HUGE SQUIRREL JUMPED OUT!!!! It had a huge necklace with a peace sign on it and it leaped into Glint’s ears. She didn’t know that, but, there had been a huge palace of aphids living in her ears!!! The squirrel’s favorite food was aphids, so he ate all of them. Glint was so surprised that she could hear better. She was also surprised because of the squirrel in her ear!!! She jumped around like crazy, alerting the others, and they yelled at Glint because she had opened the pod without telling her, and they…
pushed her in the room, and finally calmed down. Milo said to her in his elvis voice, “Bad idea, honey. Uh huh huh.” Glint frowned at him and turned away, while Burklets tried to figure out how to open the escape pod. Finally, Milo suggested pushing the “open pod” button. “Burklets man, just push the button! Uh huh huh.”
Anyway, Burklets saw the error of his ways, and pressed the “Open pod” button, for Milo had arthirtis and was unable, but suddenly, Milo jumped in the pod and locked the door! “Eh?” said Burklets, but Milo did not answer. He was trying to figure out how to get the escape pod to go, not thinking to press the “Start” button. Die came in and spotted the “Start” button, and he used his telekenitic powers to press it, and Milo was off! Several hours later, while the rest of the gang were looking for another escape pod, (not looking in the room marked “Other escape pod room”) Glint recieved a text message on her cell phone. She saw that it was from Milo. It said…
“Hey, momma. Ahuh huh. ROFL!” Glint threw her cell phone down, and sat right on the ground, angry. While they were still trying to find another escape pod, the aliens had been busy. Meanwhile, Milo giggled with glee as he waved goodbye at the spacecraft that was getting smaller, and smaller. The escape pod now shot into space, and Milo could hardly contain his excitement. Burklets picked up Glint’s cell phone, and dialed…
..9. Then he dialed 1. Then he wanted to dial another 1 only he couldn’t find it (lol). Eventually, Glint came along and showed Burklets where the 1 was, and he pressed it. that made “911″. All of a sudden, a lady’s voice came on and said.. “Police, fire or ambulance?” “Hello. Want to go out with me?” was Burklets’s reply. The lady giggled and said “Why of course! Where to?” “Lets go to Neptune!” cried Burklets. “Okay!” shouted the lady. She hung up. Then, Burklets called 911 again, and the lady came back. “Police, fire, or ambulance?” she asked again. Burklets snorted. “Fire!!” he cried. “Ahhh!” screamed the lady. “FIRE!!!!!!” Then, do Burklets’s astonishment,…
…”What’s astonishment?” cried Burklets. “I didn’t go to school!” “Shut your darn mouth!” cried a mouse named Pooge. “I’m trying to sleep!” Pooge couldn’t stand it so he went to the maker of the Storybuilder’s house and stole a potato to stick in Burklets’ mouth. When he came back, Pooge was surprised. Burklets’ jumped into a…
…garbage can. “What are you doing???” screeched Glint. -ring ring- said the telephone. Glint answered it. “Muahahahahaha!” said Milo’s voice. “I am evil! I am going to take over the world with my wife, Katherine!” Glint remembered that Katherine was the evil lady who stole her shower and beat her at monopoly. “Huh..?” said Glint. “…And you will be my first victim!” And at that moment, Die found the other escape pod and they all jumped in. Then he pressed the…
( rembering that MILO is the dumb one and the ohters are smart )
go button. they shot into space and crashed into milo’s pod. ( also rembering burklets is already married to glint ) another prank call anther prank call! he shouted to himself. suddenly glints sell phone started rining. this is milo and we are already at earth slaving the kings. ” she hung up on me” said milo. ” im right behind you idiot” she said. ” oh i um peed and got kiked into the lost plantet um…………………….. uranus? ” i dont have a – ” die said. ” i think we know what u mean! (sick)” said burklets anyways
They were just all so confused at what each other was saying, that they decided they’d had enough of space for a while. Die, Glint, Burklets, Milo, Katharine, and Pooge (?) all booked the next flight to Mount Yamaguchi, to see a famous volcano. When they finally got on the plane, Milo tired the stewardess out by asking for peanuts over and over again, while Die used the bathroom, and the others contented themselves by pouring honey in thier eyes.
Just then, the stewerdess returned with Milo’s fifty-seventh order of peanuts, Die was still in the bathroom, and they were out of honey, Then, Pooge (?) and Burklets went skydiving and they fell right into the heart of Mount Yamaguchi and were killed instantly. Die and Glint mourned them, but Milo and Katherine snuck away and…
decided to do a hula dance. Now, you must understand that Glint had loved Burklets, despite the cruel jokes and meaness he showed towards her. She certainly did not want him dead. So, she decided to visit a Mr. Doc, of the famous time machine. When she finally reached his small cottage, she found him talking to a kid, but when he saw her, he waved goodbye to the kid and said, “See ya, Marty! Maybe we can go in the future next time!” He turned and smiled at Glint, and asked her, “What can I do for you, Ma’am?”
Milo(they are all smart you jerk (horro)) then kicked whoever said he was dumb into space and they exploded. Everyone happy that all the stupid people were gone they became distressed becuase of the rising number of characters so…
…they decided to throw Pooge off a building, and he didn’t survive. Katherine won a lottery and was sent to Jakarta, Indonesia. That left Glint, Milo and Die. Meanwhile, Glint replied to the Mr. Doc dude and said “I’d like a cheeseburger, with small fries and a chocolate shake. Will $10 cover it?” Mr. Doc took the money, gave Glint some grass and ran off. Then suddenly Burklets appeared. Somehow. And…uhh…er…
Pooge climbed back up the building and cried “Oh dear! My cheese!” He walked up to Josh and said “I survived, big fat freaken idiot!” And then, he just poofed into thin air. Nobody knows what happened to Pooge. Some say he…
went to Mars and back. Others say..
(don’t call josh a big freaking idiot you big freakin jerk(razpuff)) that pooge had severe injuries and died later. and thats why he poofed away then….
…back to the story. Burklets decided to take Glint, Milo and Die to a restaurant called “Cockroaches Delight”. Milo enjoyed the food, but Glint hated it. Burklet’s. however, didn’t eat, but pretended to swim in a glass of fanta. Then…
Pooge came alive. He never died and killed all the big freaken idiots but not me, you frikin f***ers. “U SUCK ARSE!!” cried Pooge, as he put grenades down everybody’s throat. Then…
Burklets decided that he had had enough of this swearing little creature, and sent him off to find Bigfoot. Glint was so happy that Burklets was back, and she was happy that she wouldn’t have to use Doc’s time machine to go back in time to save Burklets. (That was where I was heading with the whole Doc idea, lol) At Cckroaches Delight, Milo ordered another Cockroach burgur, while Glint made an emergency trip to the bathroom to empy her stomach.
Glint stared mournfully at the mess of stomach in the toilet. She reached for the flusher, but before she could pull it, a GIANT TWO-HEADED SLIMY ALIEN THINGY OF SORTS jumped out of the toilet! Glint screamed and ran and alerted the others. Milo was unconcered as he was too annoyed that people brought the dead people back to life, so he sent Pooge and Burklets to Hong Kong so that things could be back to normal and peaceful. Then, Milo, Glint and Die continued on the quest to kill the giant two-headed slimy alien thingy of sorts, and needed to find…
( milo IS the dumb one from experince!)
noting. milo became freiends with the alien and they hula danced and milo dinit want to be friends any more and the alien commited sucide. meanwhile burklets came back ( and apperantly ditched pooge when the volcano eruppted and was burnt to death ) and milo decied to go back to the time when dinosaurs excisted. he wanted to see eggs. ( but he already saw eggs 90 times in his life but thought they were bird thingys. so when they went back in time a t rex stepped on the time machine ( awkward ) and started to chase our heros.
Then Burklets said “I’m the most miserbale kid, errrr….man, on Earth!” At that second, Burklets’s own Fairy GodParents appeared. One was a boy, Yob, and the other was a girl, Lrig. Burklets wished…
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(There is no the end, razpuff. Read the rules above.)
Burklets wished that he could get back together with his friends, and that they would all be safe from harm. Lrig waved her wand over Burklets saying, “I cannot give you two wishes, but I will grant your first wish. You will be back with your friends.” So, in an instant, Burklets found himself back with his friends.
(why the heck does everyone hate milo?)
(Pooge dies and stays dead Mr.dowhatiwannadoandnothingelse)
Milo,Glint,and burklets are back together now and they then set off to Neptune where they will search for three cyrstal….
bulls. The crystal bulls held some strange secret power…that only the right person could unlock.
and out of nowhere it hit die on the head. he gave it to milo and got its secret power under one condition he doesent break…. SMASH! milo broke the secret thing and pooge came back seeking revene. but die just ate pooge and rapfuzz came to kill them all but burklets kicked him were it hurts! he never came back. the end . NOT! kathrine got eaten by a shark and everyone was happy that those 3 son of some jerks died. so yer they all flew to eyepegt. milo ate chesse…. and more
(If you’d remember, Katherine is in Jakarta so she couldn’t have been eaten by a shark)(Milo, Glint, Die and Burklets placed a curse on this story so that no more characters can be added. Katherine, Pooge and the alien are all dead, vacationing or in prison.) ..cheese appeared. However, Milo was so full of cheesy goodness that he dyed his hair…
with salsa and chips. Pooge cried, “Let me out! I like chips and dip!” Pooge got out his cape and flew to Milo. When Pooge was there, Pooge ate Milo. Pooge made a happy face and said, “This is the life.” And then…
Milo set a bomb off inside him and pooge exploded and milo came out of him and said “Look you need to die and stay died” (BTW razpuff, you can’t always have it your way this aint burger king so if we all want him dead HE IS DEAD) and Glint said “This is annoying. He better stay dead” and they all went to..
…Jupiter. On Jupiter, there were multicorlored thingymajicbobbers with lovely hairdos. Glint, Milo and Die then decided to..
Wait and Burklets. Ok continue
go to the Special Forces to put out a report for zombies, who couldn’t seem to stay dead. The Special Forces head guy took their report, and posted all around the world about the zombies, while Glint, Burklets and Milo went around the world in 80 days.
In India they met and saved someone named Aouda from a certain death. She was very gratefull, and asked if she may travel with them. They all said yes. As they were getting ready to leave for Hong Kong, a giant…….
…squashed Aouda flat and ate her hat. (thats what you get for violating the curse of no more characters) Anyway, Glint and Die were sad that Aouda was dead so they took her squashed remains and sacrificed it to Windows Media Player. Then, they played Candy Land. Milo was winning! But his little gumdrop token landed on…
( lets just say sharks were sick of having no sharks in jakarta so they invaded it) hong kong. so they flew to hong kong were king kong was at a macdonads drive through. godzilla visited hong kong to meet king kong and hated new your so he decided to kill people here. milo met a witch ( but milo thought she said b##### ) they all hopped on the plane and she said i will killy u all! a big cloud of thunder was going to kill her ( cause of the curse ) but she pushed milo in the way. zappppp! milo tunred into a pile of water. ” im a big pile of water, big pile of water ” he sang joyfully. he then ate the witch and rettuned to his normal self and they travewld to the moon because milo thought it was part of the world.
On the moon, they saw a large pile of moon dust. Burklets did his imitation of Milo, put on a clueless face and stuffed moon dust through his mouth. But, Burklets didn’t know that…
milo was shoving it in his ear. ” hey look a thousand bucks!” screamed glint. ” YAY! im going to be sick! BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGH burklets spewed all over die. die used his tail to whack him in the head. die changed his name to jhon because die was stupid. ( pls dont change jhons name back to die, i was the oranignal cretor of him. and the one who put him in this gang…..)
Meanwhile, Glint had snuck off to a secret part of the moon where she could get a facial and manicures and stuff like that. Nobody noticed until Milo said, “Glint will you STOP talking?!?” eighteen hours after she left. So Milo and gang decided to look for Glint…
until they spotted a tomato. “I’M AFRAID OF TOMATOES!” cried Milo. Pooge said, “If you’re afraid of tomatoes, I’ll throw it at the Burger King down the street!” Milo was pleased because he didn’t like tomatoes at all. When Pooge threw the tomato at the Burger King down the street, Sippy the Salesman popped out of the tomato. “AAAAHHH!!!!!” everyone cried. “SALESMAN!!!!!” Pooge had an idea. “I have a plan,” said Pooge. Everyone listened. So they decided to throw Sippy the Salesman off a…
(btw pooge is long dead)
…furniture store. “Aaaaaaah!” squealed Sippy the Salesman. After Sippy hit the ground, Die found some boots. So he put these boots on and he turned into a tomato. “Aaaaahhhh!” Milo screamed. “I’m afrid of tomatos!” Glint stared at him, and then turned into a belly dancer. She used her belly dancing powers to magically spawn a jumbo jet out of nowhere. She used the jumbo jet to clean her armpits. Then she realized that jets dont clean armpits, so she cleaned her…
teeth with it. ( living in a world of cartoons are we? by the way dies name is now jhon.)who rembers olly? i think everyone forgot olly….. not the olly who is josh,s friend the olly in storybuilder. anyways jhon decided to changer his name back to die. ( wow i change dies name to jhon and now want to change it back) when the jet finshed cleaning glints teeth, the jet tunred into the evil megatron from tranformers.” i will no kill everyone in search for the for the oh wait ive already got it, all well ill just kill you all” he started shooting laser gun things everywere while die…
(btw die is still a tomato)
…was mistooken for a cucomber and thrown into a greek salad. Die used his greek saladness to magically turn into a unicorn. Milo sat on Die-the-unicorn’s horn and.. “Ouch!” screamed Milo. “You stepped on my…
alpthet!” die tunred back to normal and started to bash megatron. die was blasted to another planet, glint was thrown to the center of the earth, milo was sent to the middle of nowhere leaving burklets fighting megatron. megatron punched the moon so burklets ran up his arm and kiked him in the face. ( this is a boss battle lol )megatron fell and the moon shook because of megatron and the moon craked a hole and caved in. burklets was counterattacked. megatron tunred into a jet with burklets secretly on his back. he pulled a wire and meagtron turned into a metoririte heading for earth. burklets surfed the metorrite and and crashed to the planet die was and they had the face the king of the planet sixsix
But Burklets, confused, said, “This battle makes no sense” and the megatron dude disappeared. Die turned back to a unicorn and flew and saved Glint, Milo and Burklets from sure destruction. then they had a tea party in the land of coffee! Burklets ate fish, while Milo ate…
megatrons head.” notnot the eye that hurts” megatron said. milo kiked megatrons head so hard that it went all the way back to the first time the story stareted
…and back to the picnic, Glint decided to taste some watermelon. But she didn’t know that…
Sippy the Salesman stepped on Milo. Burklets decided to throw Pooge in Sippy the Salesman’s mouth. Pooge was dead, forever. Everybody put a bomb in Sippy the Salesman’s mouth. Sippy the Salesman cried out, “I’m very lonely.” And then everyone jumped off a…
…a pile of horse manure. Then, Burklets went shopping. He bought a can of sodapop, a bagel and three orange peels. Then, Glint ate…
nothing. instead they did nothing. they decided to have there own hoildays and seprate from eachover for the rest of the year and comeback next year to tell eachover what they did in that year. ( note the year would be only 12 days so i hope you wright instring things! )
Glint decided to keep note of her holiday in her diary:
December 48th, 2008
Dear Diary, today was the first day of my holiday! I went to Singapore, Burklets to Cairo, Milo to Peru and Die went to Mars. I hope I have a splendid time away from that stupid baffoon Milo. Today…
i am traveling to france to go on top of the ifal tower
…but the thing is I accidentally burnt my car, so I’m walking there. Will write tomorrow.
~Glint.
Meanwhile in Peru, Milo was flirting with llamas…
while eating a taco. Back in town, Sippy the Salesman had a dirty trick on his hands. “I will spit out Pooge!” cried Sippy the Salesman. “But he’s dead forever!” Sippy the Salesman was steamed like a vegetable. Sippy the Salesman was so mad, he blew up. Meanwhile, Glint was at the Six Flags until…
one of the flgs fell down. so glint went to the ifal tower while milo was eating chips in austraila. ( i live in austraila! ) so i said hi to milo and went back to writng what happend next. burklet travled to the oprah house in sydney. ( i used to live in sydney but now i live in wagga meaning the place of many crows in aboriganal leguange) anyways dies trip on mars was a bomb! so thats why the planet exploded
..into seventeen thousand forty four hundered and twelve pieces. Anyway, Glint was making another entry in her diary
Dear Diary. 51st of December, 2008.
Today I am going to visit Mongolia! I am really annoyed with Razpuff, who keeps bringing Pooge up. I hope that everyone realizes that Pooge is dead. Nobody can bring Pooge back. Anyway, when I visit Mongolia, I am planning to visit..
my cosuin alex. alex is a nerd but is really good at doing uh um stuff. he has built a rocket and we are planing to stay at dies for a day and try his worlds best melted lava rock. evrybody loves em try em! so i wonder if milo is dead… i hope so. meanwhile milo met some stranger named olly. olly was to stupid that olly used to be part of the gang only that he was eaten by a mermaid. olly fellinbg lonely could not die. but olly was officaly kicked out of the gang. he tried killing him self but he always came alive. oh well. ( i would love to hear ways how olly tries too kill himself!)
Ok now back to my diary. I have to admit, though I am married to Burklets, that I have a huge crush on…Katherine??? WHATS SHE DOING HERE?!? FYI, I do not have a crush on Katherine. It’s just that she’s standing next to me. Well, will write soon!
-Glint.
Anyways, Katherine WAS standing next to Glint, eating popcorn and…
driking pepsi. glint punched katherine. they started to fight. glint one and all was left of katherine was ashes. glint visited milo with alex to meet die. meanwhile burklets was in a constest called austrailain idol. he came first and one the hole thing. milo was running around because he fell of the ifal tower but he had a parchute so he used it but when it fell on him he was scared and started running around.anways olly tried to kill himself by getting attacked by lions. he died and in the end came back alive.
Until Milo jumped off a building. Glint tried to save him, but he was too late…
( hey harriet if you were reading the story…. YOU WOULD KNOW THERE IN DIFFRENT PLACES!) milo saved himself by drinking red bull, red bull gives you wingins!
(by the way josh what happened to “Katherine was eaten by a shark?”)
Milo loved his new red wings! He soared through the clouds and landed on cloud nine! There was a rabbit there named Reader Rabbit! Reader Rabbit showed Milo around cloud nine. Milo especially loved the…
people that like to dance around being nude. He told everyone to dance nude and then he killed a…
…potato. Milo thinks potatoes are evil. Anywayzzz Milo joined in the dancing, and…
he shot a spit ball at Die. Die cried until he…
ran out of tears. Then he panicked because he thought he was dehydrated. He ran to the nearest river and drank until he could drink no more. Then he felt something moving around in his stomach and spit it all out. There was a fish named fred. Fred left right away because he was mad. (you never see him again)
Milo was scared of fish so he ran away into a room called, “The FC.” Milo didn’t know what FC stood for, so he opened the door and zoomed in. He turned on the light while shivering, and then realized, as he looked around him, that FC stood for…
Frozen Corpses. Milo looked around wide-eyed at all the dead people. Then he rushed out of the FC and bumped back into Reader Rabbit. Reader Rabbit gave him a hula hoop and then he toasted himself. Hours later, he came out of the toaster nice and crispy. Then, Milo put butter and him and ate him. “Curses!!!!” screamed reader Rabbit. Then, Milo lured Die into the FC and locked him in. Die said, “Hey! That wasn’t…
…ice cream!” And Milo left laughing when he ran into a pink unicorn saying “Charlie Charlie!” And a white unicorn said “WHAT?” and milo said “Seen it” and then he stole….
some hobo’s pants. Milo laughed until he melted and turned in to some icky goo. Die came over to Milo to see what happened. When Die was there, he stepped in Milo. Die was shocked. He screamed and ran away, taking off his…
…underpants. While this was happening, Glint decided to go to White Spot and order a hamburger. So she’s muching her hamburger and she meets a waitress named Julianne. Julianne, as it turns out, wasn’t a waitress, but a..
…Octopus in disguise waiting to bill Glint a overly priced bill when suddenly Milo re solidified and jumped into this fragment of the story saying “I like this theme better” And attacked….
…Glint, thinking she was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You see, PBJ is one of Milo’s sixteen million four hundred and eighty nine thousand, two hundred and fourteen allergies. Glint, getting attacked by Milo, screamed “…
(BTW Josh, Milo turned into goo)
( lets just say he turned back into normal)
milo get of my face! milo stopped and started sining…
…a song that he wrote himself, about the sweetness of lemons on a banana tree. He sang it and it goes like this…
Oooohhh…
Lemons! Lemons! Lemons on a banana tree! Lemons! Lemons! Lemons on a banana tree! Oh, I like lemons, lemons, lemons, oh I like lemons and lemons like me. Oh I like lemons, lemons, lemons oh I like lemons on a banana tree!
Glint, being stone deaf, covered her ears at this, and then kicked…
…a rock that was a mutant. The rock then ate the foot of Glint’s and was very satisfied. Glint was very sad and mad at the rock. So Glint threw the rock in a nearby pool. He drowned and spit up the foot, which she then put on. Reunited with her foot, she moved onward and…
…wondered where the others were. Then she remembered she was meant to be on a holiday AWAY from the others. So she flew to Karate School and wrote another entry in her diary…
( note: um i dont think you know this josh but there holidays ended )
so glint and milo started to sing a song they made up called….
ssssssssslllllll;lllliiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddeeeeeeeeeee
if you want to have fun slide! milo slide on your um um coke in ordder to slide down the um lets see um phone antenna thingy and then you drool on your sister or brother. glint that dosent make sence! milo 10- 2 is 560744 glint no its 8 milo no its 560744 no its 8 milo yes i was only testing you out milo and glint ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssslllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddddddddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
burklets and die started crying. ” that was so so….. HORRIBLE!” anyways they suddenly took a plane to go to mars in order to win the battle against tomatos. ” your lost son would like to see you glint” said die. tomato stepped from the plane and said ” mum is that you?” glint replied by saying yes my child yes.
Tomato hugged her hard but because he was plump and juicy, accidentally squeezed himself and his red juice all over her, and he was no more. Glint did not cry but instead lye down on the ground where the remains of her son were, and watched the clouds go by. She saw a bunny rabbit, and then a shoe. She fell asleep, and dreamed of a handsome pickle, with lots of purple warts. When she awoke she realized that she was being carried away by an ant! She had no clue how this had happened! Oh, my! she thought. I know what happened! I remember!! What happened was…
i put a foot on and slipped on it and fell on an ant that is now carrying me away OH MY! to a place where i have no idea what to call. ANd when glint got there Burklets was there and Milo. they….
(no horro.. they’re still on holiday)
chopped of Glint’s beard and fed it to..
…Glint’s monobrow, which she never knew existed. Glint assumed that Milo did this to her, and screamed in her George W Bush voice, “Milo, come here right this instant!” Milo obeyed and came to Glint, saying in his Oprah Winfrey voice “…
( tto bones there holidays are over cause i said it only lasted 12 days and its been 14 days since i said that)
im sorry i drew that on you here let me erase it. milo erased the monobrow of glint. ” how did you draw it on me it seems so real!” said glint to milo. ” i did it with this magic pencil whatever you draw comes to life. ” awsome!” shouted die. die’s shout was so loud it was like a hurricane and blew burklets milo and glint fly 100 meteres away from him. “opps” he said. he then teleported himself to the rest of the gang
In Glint’s hand was the magic pen. She thought for a moment all the entirely evil things she could do with it. And she had the perfect plan. She took the cap off the maagic pen, and…
danced a big dance. Everybody laughed until they…
…made a chef’s salad. Glint and Die’s chef’s salad were rather delicious, but Milo’s chef’s salad was different.. Milo, instead of lettuce, had put MUSHROOMS in his salad! This was a crime worse than murder! Milo was locked up in an environmentalist’s faciluty to learn the propor usage of mushrooms for twelve years and nine hours. “Oh no! That means I’ll miss January 7th! That’s the anniversary of my very first…
chef salad ever. ” oops mushrooms are not a crime anymore you may go” milo feeling happy gretted his frineds by saying. ogsjnfdfdsjndcjnsajhfnhjgppppppppppfffffffff! the rest of the gang just shrugged and decided to find lost contries and mysteries animals.
(??? did not get the last post…)
Milo died, then came back to life. He ate some chicken.
He then saw…
a lost contrey called afausigan
Afausigan was full of ostriches and australian one-hump camels. Glint, Milo and Die ventured into Afausigan, serching for the super-duper rather awesome really really cool treasure.. The golden diapers!! (nobody laugh this is serious stuff). “Look!” cried Milo as he did a power-handstand. “Over there! It’s…”
a flying bird! burklets was brushing his teeth with the bird then suddenly out of nowhere…
…it appeared! The magical enchanted bewitching superduper awesome really cool grand monumental prominent renowned illustrious legendary prestegious marvelous excellent (ect. ect.) …
ruptonus appeared! it made a good pet for milo glint burklets and die! to bad it died. meanwhile olly was trying to figure out a new way to die. he tried to take a rocket to the moon. although the moon has blown up 4 times in this chapter, it still is alive! wow! olly took the rocket but only ended up blowing up the moon………again
chapter 2
traveling the world!
(okay.. chapter two?)
This chapter introduces the evil dark lord, count Droocavooca, who has a box full of things like deadly nightshade, cyanide, poisonous toadstools, and rubber bands. Now, Count Droocavooca was plotting the entirely evil things he could do, if he flung a plastic spoon loaded up with jell-o with a rubber band into somebodys nose. He assumed the result would be that they would become constipated, or at least have a nervous breakdown. “Ookbahdanskapuuuuuuuchiwah”! Said Count Droocavooca, as he only spoke…
the gang decided to travel to the lost contire called tunreuy and found a golden…
(u were supposed to say which language Count Droocavooca spoke..) Okay.. Count Droocavooca spoke latin then, and now i will continue with niki(?)’s comment.
…notebook dated 1 B.C. Milo opened it with trembling hands, and printed on the first page, was…
Ugh, Ugh ugh ugh ugh. Ugh.
Ugh ugh ugh! Ugh.. Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh? Ugh ugh.. Ugh ugh!
Ugh.
Milo came to the conclusion that the caveman writing in the notebook was talking about erasers and trailmix, so he…
forgot about what that was because he was stupid.
And then Milo decided to throw a surprise birthday party for Glint! Except it wasn’t Glint’s bithday party…Glint was furious and she…
burned all of Milo’s underwear. Now, while this was happening, Count Droocavooca laughing evilly, for they had fallen for his phoney “1 B.C” notebook. Now, he will put in action the next part of his plan. He planned to lure Glint into his lair and…
give her a cookie, tuck her up in a nice cosy bead and read her a cute little fairy tale. But while still fanticising, the …
genie saw this happening. He was so mad at Count Droocavooca and his tendency to bake cookies, that he granted him three wishes…
hes first wish was to have evil minouns spread throguhout the world his second wish was to have laser guns powerful enough to blow up the universe! spread throughout the univers and his thrid wish was that NO ONE COULD STOP HIM!
meanwhile die and burklets were trying to find dies hidden powers. he alerady had a fireball power and make cookies when suddenly a big bad minoun came. die wanted to see if he wanted a cookie but he wanted to fight. milo ran into him knocking him of the hill.
(wondering what a “minoun” is)
Now, it’s all good that he’s wishing this, but he didn’t know that the genie (named “Sasla”) was a fake, and that he had no idea how to grant these wishes. Count Droocavooca was so mad, that he materialized in Glint’s kitchen, took out some diabolical high-frequency device, pointed it at various objects and…
turned them into henchmen and spread them around the world. now the gang had to travl around the world to stop the henchmen ( is that better?) and lasers
so thats were the chapter got its name
(thinks this has too many characters to keep track of)they then got in a huge war and some characters were killed off in this war and those were….
(yes henchmen are much better)
…all the henchmen, the aphids in Glint’s ear, and Die. “Oh no..” said Glint and Milo as they saw Die er… die… Erm.. Yeah.. Akward silence… Anyway Die died, so now it was just Glint and Milo (Burklets hasn’t been here for awhile and I dunno where he is) and Count Droocavooca. “Si vantacoo palpa!” said Count Droocavooca, who spoke only latin. “Ok great,” said Glint, “Now we have to…
take him out so he won’t annoy us with that language” so they did and so after the war and all was right Glint Milo and Burklets went back to…
the mall and bought really ugy clothes.
burklets died. wa wa wa
…and so, equipped only with ugly clothes, a broomstick, and an octopus costume, Glint and Milo set off for the canoe store so they could cross the atlantic and visit Glint’s Antie Muriel in Toledo. *we’re in desperate need of more characters, we only have 2 now!*
and milo said “well yea but we used t have too much!!” and glint replied “well lets add JUST one more” and milo said “ok” so we introduce…
Bobbiejon, Glint’s childhood friend. Bobbiejon’s description is: Tall, dark and ugly. Anyway, Bobbiejon, Glint and Milo went and rented a canoe so they could visit Auntie Muriel in Toledo. Milo was unfamilier with paddling, so made the boys do it for her (lol).
When they finally arrived in Spain, after fourty days and nine nights, they…
( ok now opus is saying we need more charecters!)
bobbiejon died because no one liked him and his name was to long and burklets came back alive
and then Burklets died dbecause he was an ugly cod and Bobbiejon came back alive.