Storybuilder ©
Ello there!
So are you looking for a [funny] game, where anything is possible? I suggest Scrabble, or…Storybuilder!
Playing, simple.
All you need to do is write a couple of sentences, like a part of a story, maximum of 3-4 sentences. Then start a sentence and follow that with “…”
The next person continues the story from where you lef toff, starting with the “…” then a couple of sentences with a start of a sentence then the “…”
The story continues forever and ever, and NEVER ENDS. Don’t get it?
Example.
Anthony’s comment:
Once upon a time there lived a beaver named Mary. She lived in a castle on the main road on the island of…
Chris’s comment:
…Kilojivnoutza. She had two servants and was married to a…
Clair’s comment:
…bowl of fish sauce. Every night, after sunset, the beaver named Mary…
John’s comment:
…went to sleep in the fireplace. She had adapted to…
Zoe’s comment:
…the constant snow that filled the living room in Summer. One day…
etc etc etc
Rules
1. The story cannot change drastically. Example:
Noel’s comment:
The little boy went out to play but saw…
Jill’s comment:
…and a pair of socks came out and had dinner with Mr Shoe.
You have to keep the same storyline, but it can change part by part. Example:
Harry’s comment:
And as the girl was reading the book, which was about a dog…
Fiona’s comment:
…her mother walked into the room. She had been shopping…
Belle’s comment:
…for shoes at the mall, but got attacked by a robber! She called…
Casey’s comment:
…the fireman, whol had been busy putting out the fire, and he came to save her. After that the fireman…
etc. See how at the start it was about the girl reading, then the mother shopping then what happened to the fireman?
2. You cannot make mroe than one comment in a row. Example:
James’s comment:
And the little pig ran down the hill and…
James’s comment:
…got to the castle in time to…
However, you can comment mroe than once as long as you don’t comment more than once in a row. Example:
Emily’s comment:
And little bo peep, who lost her sheep…
Andrew’s comment:
…went to a wild party with Britney Spears and…
Emily’s comment:
…found her sheep in the police station after the party ended. She asked…
etc.
That’s basically it, have fun and let’s build that story!
March 25, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Just a note: NO COMMENTS OTHER THAN CONTINUATIONS OF THE STORY ARE TO BE COMMENTED HERE!
March 25, 2008 at 9:15 pm
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a very special someone who was…
March 25, 2008 at 10:44 pm
deformed at the elbow who could lick her forehead. that very “special” persons name was GLINT. one night for dinner , before she washed her alphabet, she wanted to…
March 25, 2008 at 10:59 pm
…have some pie. Instead she tripped into a magic land of pie.Where there she…
March 26, 2008 at 1:24 am
discovered all sorts of pie! There was banana, peach, and apple! Her favorite was apple though, and soon she filled herself with the apple goodness. Too full to sit down, she tottered over to a large tree standing nearby. As she leaned on the tree for support, a large falcon swooped down on her, and carried her off. He gave a large “oomph!” as she was so heavy with pie, but he managed to carry her to his nest, where she was gently set down. Glint was afraid the bird would eat her, becuase he was larger than a normal falcon. But instead, he….
March 26, 2008 at 1:34 am
….ate her. Glint was correct thinking the bird wouldn’t eat her.
Glint got munched down like a twix.
She was trapped in the warm falcon’s belly.
All she had was a fishing rod and a stomach full of pie and various fruits.
She decided to…
March 26, 2008 at 7:38 am
*laughs* jab the fishing rod into the stomach of the bird. The bird screeched, and she found herself flying into the air, flying out of the bird’s mouth as it threw her up. “yuck!” she gasped as she flew through the air, and wiped slime off of herself. She landed on an outcropping of rocks, and she stood up slowly, and gasped.
March 26, 2008 at 8:39 am
…because on the outcropping of rocks was a pair of mittens! It was very hot outside so Glint put on the mittens and transofrmed into a hula dancer. She was very happy and…
March 26, 2008 at 10:47 am
…decided to use her hula powers to magically spawn a rocket launcher from out of nowhere. She used the rocket launcher to phone her uncle. She then realised that phones don’t launch rockets so instead she…
March 26, 2008 at 11:35 am
decided to do a hula dance right then and there. Then, she felt her stomach rumble, and decided to find something to eat, as she noticed all the different pies had vanished. She walked for about a mile, then she smelled a delecious(sp?) smell. “Why, I know that smell! It’s-”
March 26, 2008 at 11:46 am
“my armpits!” The smell filled her nose like puppy dogs fill a box of paperclips. She then figured out that the smell wasn’t actually her armpits, it was a small piece of chocolate shaped like Johnny Depp that had been cried on by a sad toaster.
She was so hungry she just went ahead and…
March 26, 2008 at 1:46 pm
…toasted her special mittens. Hours later the mtieens came out of the toaster, fresh and hot. They smelt delicious. She then cut off her…
March 26, 2008 at 1:51 pm
head.
March 26, 2008 at 8:05 pm
She was ecstatic that she cut off her head! She jumped for joy but hit the top of her neck (her head had gone to Head-ven) on a…
March 26, 2008 at 8:08 pm
[Josh's Insert: Yes we did, but I posted first lol =P Back to the story...]
… icicle. Suddenly, there was a terrifying screech that echoed…
March 26, 2008 at 8:43 pm
…far and wide, and all through the land. The terrifying screech was not made by Glint. It was made by the magnetic forcefields that surrounded Glint’s nose. Glint called a translator, and the translator translated the screeches into English words, and told Glint what it said. “It said-”…
March 26, 2008 at 10:58 pm
a little old lady who lives in a shoe went tumbling and funbling and spit on her …
pants”
she wondered for a bit what it really ment. and she thought about it….like, really SUPER DUPER HARD.
but gladly, she couldnt figure it out ,, so Glint became depressed, and cut off her wrist,
she would always think about what it was trying to tel her,
but she would go on a search to find her long lost sheep…
beacause glint was secretly…
LITTLE
BO
PEEP
But nobody knows , so to keep her precious secret while she was heading twords the main land of Pi ,, she…..
March 27, 2008 at 12:32 am
…told everybody she could see.
March 27, 2008 at 2:41 am
…. her head, her wrists and her lost sheep in a dream about a castle full of wicked peacocks….
March 27, 2008 at 3:38 am
… and man-eating rabbits…
March 27, 2008 at 5:15 am
..with a jerk Glint awoke to find it was all but a dream. Giddy to find head and wrist attached, Glint’s eyes focused on a pig, playing a jig and four hourse stuck in a bog, three minkeys tied to a log, two puddings’end that won’t choke a dog, and a gaping, wide-mouthed, waddling frog….
March 27, 2008 at 7:05 am
that smelled just like a plugged cog! After hours of ryming and dreaming, Glint decided it was time to get out of bed. Once out of bed, she found that she had shrunk to the size of a penny! Shrieking in horror, a huge hand picked her up! “Hey, put me down! I don’t like this at all, and it had better be another dream!” But, it wasn’t because her brother(the one belonging to the hand that held her) said, “hahahah! Hi, sis! Now I am going to get you back for all the times you were mean to me!” And then he…..
March 27, 2008 at 7:08 am
… danced around the room for 4 hours until he passed out from tiredness. Glint was so sad because her name was Glint. So she changed it to Flint. She then realised that the story of her life made absolutely no sense and was probably made up my a bunch of crazy people on a website. So she…
March 27, 2008 at 7:38 am
decided to put an end to it all. Screaming at the top of her voice she said, “YOU CRAZY PEOPLE! GET AWAY FROM ME! I WANT TO RULE MY OWN LIFE!” But alas, we people wouldn’t listen to her, and decided to send her on another adventure to…AFRICA!
“NOOOOOO!” screams Flint, throwing herself on the ground. “I hate this!” But then, a voice came from somewhere, “Helloooooo!! Who are you?”….
March 27, 2008 at 7:49 am
… thinking it all was only in her subconscious dream… she remembered her given name of IronButterfly …. and recalled she ageed to marry Mr. Froggy. And to the cat she said meow, then the dog made a bow, and I think they got married that day.
March 27, 2008 at 8:48 pm
We interrupt this story for an important update. Pappydrewit ended the story recently. There had been alot of confusion over the story ending or not. We even had Narniapengi start a new story. However…THE STORY WILL NEVER END! Please read the rules carefully next time. This story will go on forever. As Olly said, Flint got mad because she didn’t want her life to end after having it for only three days. The story will go on from where zipo7 left off. I deleted all the comments after the comment “The End”. Back to the story.
March 27, 2008 at 8:53 pm
However, Flint had gotten blind due to the giddiness she experienced when her brother, Mint, danced for four hours. She thought Mr Froggy was secretly a prince. When she kissed him, Mr Froggy…
March 27, 2008 at 10:46 pm
fainted…
no prince…
she was so sad that she…
March 28, 2008 at 3:35 am
…took up airplane piloting lessons. That’s right, she wanted to fly to Hawaii to fight the oranges.
March 28, 2008 at 4:57 am
… Flint was shocked and guilty from stealing pie from Mr. Froggy to make a pie gun to shoot the…
March 28, 2008 at 7:17 am
…fly. You know she doesnt like flies, you know.
March 28, 2008 at 7:54 am
Flies reminded her so much of her Mr. Froggy. He was always eating those disgusting creatures all the while they danced on one foot under the green umbrella.
March 28, 2008 at 8:04 am
We interrupt the story again for a news report from washington dc. George Bush again acted stupid on meet the press and the quote of the week is from Cheney “so?” Thats all back to your story
March 28, 2008 at 8:06 am
That infact had holes in it so the frogs still got wet. THen out of nowhere..
March 28, 2008 at 8:42 am
a knight in shining armour came and said, “Here ye, here ye! This is a decree from the king in the mushy water. He wants Glint to go on a quest for him!” so Glint took up the quest and went with two of her friends, and their names were:
March 28, 2008 at 10:21 am
Snap, and Crackle. Pop was sick that day. And a rocket landed on candy mountain and cause many people to…
March 28, 2008 at 10:23 am
…eat the candy on candy mountain. Snap and Crackle and Glint…
March 28, 2008 at 10:29 am
Beetle and Newt , two of the strangest people said Glint, and they said, you too and the decided they’d know each other a long time. There are things you do because they feel right and they may make no sense & it may be the real reason we are here: to love each other & to eat each other’s cooking & say it was good. They went on…
March 28, 2008 at 10:35 am
… and realised that Glint changed her name. In blind fury, she set fire to a hammer and boarded a magic carpet, destination: Alaska…
March 28, 2008 at 10:51 am
Which was very cold and the carpet stopped working and it fell on to Mt. danalie where snap and crackle found Cheesehead (glint) on the top having coffee with a..
March 28, 2008 at 12:42 pm
crocodile named cilit bang. Cilit bang could get rid of pesky staines such as limescale, rust and ground in dirt. They became best friends.
March 28, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Then Cheeshead changed her name again. She once first called Glint, then Flint, then Iron Butterflies, then Glint, then Cheesehead. She was happy to be Glint again. Glint and Cilit Bang started up their own Dry Cleaning Laundry business, called “Our Own Dry Cleaning Laundry Business”. However, because Glint…
March 29, 2008 at 1:32 am
had no head, she wasn’t able to eat rice cakes. This was terrible because as another bussiness “called our very own rice cake bussiness” could never become a reality. But they found another way for Glint to eat rice cakes by…
March 29, 2008 at 1:33 am
always thought of Chitty Chitty bang bang whenever she heard Cilit Bang’s name, she decided to go back to the quest that the king of mush water wanted her to go on. So she set out on her journey with Snap and Crackle, when suddenly Snap said, “
March 29, 2008 at 8:15 am
hope Pop is ok, but i don’t remember Quest! Having total recall that her HEAD AND WRISTS were still attached and that they were only lost in a bad dream due to eating too many peapods, Glint decided to blow her nose. So on the third day in the desert sun on a horse with no name….
March 29, 2008 at 8:48 am
Glint decided she wanted an Ice Cream cone! So walking up to an Ice Cream man in his ice cream stand, she ordered a triple truffle chocolate cone. Glint was surprised to see an Ice Cream stand in the middle of no where, but then she shouldn’t have, because many wacky things had been happening to her lately. Once taking an hour to eat the cone, Glint continued on to the Land of Phones.
March 29, 2008 at 10:59 am
On the way to the land of phones, she made up a song about her journey into the desert on a horse with no name, which made her very rich. She met up with artists such as Johnny Cash and Keith Richards, and they formed a band named the galactic chocolate team go.
March 29, 2008 at 1:48 pm
The Galactic Chocolate Team Go became very rich, until one day the rest of the band decided to execute Glint because she was too talented. So they led her to the execution area, in the…
March 29, 2008 at 1:57 pm
…parking area of the nearest McDonalds. Just as Johnny and Keith were about to destroy glint using thousands of sloppy disgusting McNuggets, Glints older brother obsidion blackbird McNight swooped in on his private jet…
March 29, 2008 at 5:14 pm
…and landed on top of his little sister, Glint. He didn’t notice he had done so until…
March 29, 2008 at 11:50 pm
…She was woke up after being knocked unconsious. But she wasnt mad that she was hurt. She was happy to be alive. Then she left the hospital and…
March 30, 2008 at 2:33 am
decided to enter a jigging contest. Soon happy regge music was playing, and Glint moved her feet with all of her might, doing a jig better than she had ever done one before! Her jigging opponent was Feet Moving Al. Tall and lean, he was the best jigger in the world. But now, he met his match ast Glint showed him her stuff! The horse with no name laughed, and clapped his hooves for Glint!
March 30, 2008 at 8:18 am
But then Glint’s arch-enemy at singing, Maria Sharapova, threw a banana peel onto the floor and Glint slipped on it. She hit the floor hard. Sadly…
March 30, 2008 at 9:23 am
her head fell off, leaving gory items spread all over the once-beautiful floor
March 30, 2008 at 10:04 pm
…But then she went to the hospital and got it stiched up. She wanted revenge. So she took a pie and…
March 30, 2008 at 11:14 pm
…fashioned it into an airplane…
March 31, 2008 at 2:49 am
and rode on a yummily wonderful plane to seek her head removing enemy….
March 31, 2008 at 6:52 am
but decided instead where she wanted to wander, was to seek out Mother Goose, and ride through the air: on a very fine gander, to fetch from the Pole Star a very long spoon, to sup with a friend at the back of the moon. Once there…
March 31, 2008 at 10:39 am
she stole the very long spoon, and gave it to Jack in the Beanstalk. The ungrateful boy said, “Humph!” and ran away with her spoon! Glint sniffed, and mounted her horse with no name with a huff! And continued on her wacky journey. Along the rode, she met a man so thin, he was nearly a toothpick! Looking up at him she shouted, “HELLO UP THERE, YOU TALL AND THIN MAN! HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE DAY?”
March 31, 2008 at 11:05 am
… the man replied with a large groan and then proceeded to make a broom appear out of thin air and started attempting to hit glint with it. Glint asked what he was doing and the toothpick bandit said “…
March 31, 2008 at 3:50 pm
-”There was an ugly fish that ate a full pie dish. Then that fish began to wish. It wished for a vegetarian quiche! And…”-
April 1, 2008 at 8:22 am
swam up the stream to a pond filled with cool ripples afloat with scents of lavender and jasmine. Glint bathed in the warmth of the sun and good aroma, but sensed another being present. Glint turned to find…
April 1, 2008 at 7:59 pm
golden…
April 2, 2008 at 5:23 am
nuggest! The huge golden nuggets made Glint groan with goodness. The smell was overwelming!! So Glint raced towards the nuggest, getting closer, and closer…
April 2, 2008 at 5:41 am
to the BEING nuggest (aka) nuggets, and discovered that this strange being was made of potatoes. The potatoe vines grew all over. Glint followed a vine to discover a world underground being run by one eyed potatoe bugs that ….
April 2, 2008 at 6:04 am
laughed like hyenas!! They just wouldn’t stop! But they were also evil potato bugs. Once they caught site of Glint, they raced towards her with evil hyena laughs! All too soon they were very close to her. But before they attacked her, Glint twisted around, flying in the air, and landing a fierce karate kick at the lead potato bug!
April 2, 2008 at 11:20 am
then they quickly took a helicopter away…
April 2, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Uh..to get away from this fierce karate girl! Happy that she had frightened the potato bugs away, Glint then made her way over to a telephone that was just randomly sitting nearby. She dialed a number then said, “
April 2, 2008 at 2:40 pm
hello..and heard…”all our techs are currently busy at this time. Please hold for the next available tech. You are number 4 on the waiting list and there is a 9 minute wait. This call may be monitored for security reasons. If you wish to speak to an operator, please ….. “
April 2, 2008 at 4:57 pm
…”visit Mrs Mrs Mr, who lives in an old shoe who swallowed a woman. She has something delicious waiting for you in the oven. It’s…”
April 3, 2008 at 9:34 am
“a very angry ant! The most delicious ant in the world!” Glint cringed, and slammed the phone down. “Eh…I don’t think so.” she muttered to herself, and continued on her journey. She handn’t traveled long, when she saw a very large shoe in the middle of the road. “Oh no, I didn’t want to come here!” Glint screamed to no one in particular. But atlas, she was already at the Shoe’s doormat, and she felt strangely drawn to the shoe.
April 4, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Waffles fell down from the sky, distracting Glint. She ate them for a moment; distracted, and then continued, until suddenly…
April 4, 2008 at 1:42 pm
she was right at he door of the shoe!! Her hands stuck to the door, unable to move. Slowly, the door opened….
April 5, 2008 at 5:26 am
AND BATMAN CAME OUT SINGING YANKEE DOODLE WHILE BLANCING ON A HORSE WTH TWO DUCKS UNDERNEATH EATING TECHNICOLOR CHEETOS!! she threw a pie at him and he…
April 5, 2008 at 6:10 am
DIED! They all died!! Then Fall Out Boy and Maroon5 started to play live music. Then the strangest thing happened…
April 5, 2008 at 9:26 am
Glint suddenly came back to life. All the pies reappeared and at Fall Out Boy and Maroon 5. Glint rejoiced at the sight of her beloved pies. She couldn’t believe how good those pies were that she ate everyone of them. She was still hungry, so she decided to see what Fall Out Boy tasted like. Yuck! Glint tried Maroon 5, but it tasted the same. So Glint…
April 5, 2008 at 9:27 am
oops i wanted to say the pies ate fall out boy and maroon 5. Carry on with comment 76
April 5, 2008 at 9:39 am
elevated her thoughts and her very being to another world. A world less distructive. Not full of disfunctional beings and thoughts, but full of wonder and all things that are great and good. The air was fresh and the opportunities were many. Setting out on a journey in this new world…..
April 6, 2008 at 2:01 am
Glint breathed in the fresh air, enjoying the freedom. She had not come far on her journey when she heard a soft snifling. In the side of a ditch sat a very small Kitten. Kitten was stuck deep in the mud, and tried unsuccessfully to get out. Glint felt pity at once for the little kitten and asked her, “Dear little kitten! How did you get stuck?”
“Well, I…”
April 6, 2008 at 2:44 am
Accidently tried to do a triple backflip” Glint then saw another thing, but it wasn’t a cat. It was a guy named Burklets SwaggerMclilly Burklets then…
April 6, 2008 at 2:45 am
Wait, I said Burklets twice. Owell, his name is Burklets SwaggerMclilly.
Carry on with the story…
April 6, 2008 at 10:06 am
he ate a cat…
April 6, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Glint was worried and said “Good man may you spit that kitten out right now?”
Burklets gasped and said “Yes glint… I am sorry”
Glint heard her named and thought it was dumm she changed it to Besty,
Burklets stared into Besty’s eyes and screamed “HONEY IM HOME” and Bestys was like “Oh mah gawsh” and flipped her orangey lime-aid hair. Burklets said “Gling come back! Don’t leave me to this spat out kitten and the three dwarfs hiding in my hat! I’ll be lonly” But the only thing besty did was….
April 6, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Eat cheese
April 6, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Day and night. She then changed her name back to Glint as a majority of the general public wanted that to be her name, because they are crazy.
Burklets then had to go to spain to collect his mail order wife.
April 6, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Glint also decided to go to Spain to collect her mail order wife…errrrr…husband. Luckily, she was on a different canoe that Burklets. Her canoe was very fast, and cruised at around 11 km an hour. After just 92347 long days and 974320 short nights, Glint arrived at…
April 6, 2008 at 9:31 pm
… a city called Cairo, there were all sorts of things to do. It was creepy with black smog in the air, she walked nervousley between the long streets, with people staring at her like she was a sort of a freak. Then she heard a mob of people following her angrily, she didn’t know why? She was… (Lol =P)
April 7, 2008 at 12:59 am
scared, because this weird mob started throwing fire tongs at her! Glint then broke into a run, but the mob also broke into a run, and Glint knew they would soon overtake her. Turing a corner, Glint let out a, “oomph!” because an arm had shot out, and grabbed her around the waist. Glint was then thrown over an enormous shouler, and the thing began running. Suddenly, they were inside a quite room. Glint heard the mob pass them, and she turned to the thing that had saved her. It was Burklets SwaggerMclilly! The huge creature grinned down at Glint and said, “
April 7, 2008 at 2:21 am
I am really Ahab the Arab, shiek of the burning sands, and every night about midnight I get on my camel named Clyde and I ride. Hop on and hold tight. As the clock struck midnight, they road off singing…”Let’s twist again like we did last summer!” The dunes were…
April 7, 2008 at 2:36 am
white and they smelt bad” Burklets SwaggerMclily then said to Glint
“Will you…
April 7, 2008 at 5:36 am
marry me?” Glint considered it, but then said very politly but firmly, “NO WAY!” And hopped off of the camel in a flash. Now stuck in the middle of the desert, Glint knew she had made a bad decision. With only one drop of water left in her hair, Glint looked to the skies for help.
April 7, 2008 at 6:17 am
“Rain please.” Glint said, doubtfully. She knew it would never rain in the desert. She roamed hopefully for an oasis for about two hours. Glint saw something furry in the distance. What was that? Glint sprinted up to it. It was a lasercat! Glint picked it up and…
April 7, 2008 at 6:51 am
The lasercat then exploded. Glint was lonely until IT WAS RAININGWATER! Burklets then rescued Glint on his rocket car and everything was perfect until…
April 7, 2008 at 7:18 am
A whole army of lasercats attacked them! “RUN!” Glint screamed. There was no place to hide. So Glint…
April 7, 2008 at 7:36 am
…started digging. She dug like she had never dug before. When she stopped she had reached China! She had always heard you could do that, but thought it was just a story. Hungry now after all that digging……
April 7, 2008 at 10:25 am
She ate a yoshi egg and rice then was scared off by riots and protests then went to california to eat oranges with the governor of california then out of nowhere….
April 7, 2008 at 11:50 am
…the terminator came and shot everybody and then shouted “I TOLD YOU I WOULD BEAT YOU SILLY! I TOLD YOU I OWNED THE 4 SEATER CAR BUT I WAS NOT BELIEVED! WELL EAT THAT KATHERINE!!!!” and than ran off.
Glint was rushed to hospital only to find…
April 7, 2008 at 1:03 pm
great medical help. She was thankful to get back to full health. She wanted to thank whoever helped her. She found out that it was Burklets SwaggerMclilly. They got married and had two children. One was named Lettuce and the other was named Tomato. Lettuce and Tomato were attacked by the laser cats and never seen again. To get revenge Glint and Burklets…
April 8, 2008 at 3:00 am
…bombed the laser cats. They then realised that was pretty stupid because they had most likely bombed their children.
So they…
April 8, 2008 at 3:01 am
outfitted themselves in custimary Indiana Jones outfits, and grabbed their whips and ropes. As the famous Indy theme song plays in the background, our two weird heroes go on the hunt for revenge!
April 8, 2008 at 5:42 am
Glint and Burklets trekked across the whole state of California. They came upon a forest. They started exploring when what else, lasercats appeared! “Oh man, not again.” Glint said. Instead of running, she grabbed one and started shooting the other lasercats. Once she was satisfied with her killing the lasercats, she decided she should keep one, just in case. She put the lasercat into her Winnie the Pooh bag before it bit her.
April 8, 2008 at 6:03 am
Just then, Burklets and Glint saw a glimpse of Tomato. Could he still be alive. Wait, that wasn’t Tomato it was actually
April 8, 2008 at 6:37 am
a red circle. it was an easy mistake to make.
they went on, and found a tea towl which they used to…
April 8, 2008 at 7:08 am
wring out some water to drink. Once their thirst was quenched, the two continued on their journey into the unknown.
April 8, 2008 at 8:38 am
After they had traveled about 1 mile, they decided to take a break. Glint couldn’t sit down, as she was excited about what she could find out in the big world. Glint saw something strange and shiny in the distance. She started running toward it. “Wait! Where are you going?!” Burklets yelled. He started sprinting after her. Glint finally got up to the strange object. It was a canteen! With water left in it! Not very cold, but good enough. Glint said…
April 8, 2008 at 8:44 am
“ewwww it tastes like my cat” and threw it back where it hit a chipmunk. The chipmunk got angry and sent his army after Glint and captured her and took her to their chipmunk kingdom where their king…..
April 8, 2008 at 9:16 am
Took our two heroes, Glint and Burklets SwaggerMclily hostage. The king was HUGE and monsterous. He had many slaves who helped him make the decision to KILL Glint and Burklets. They were sentenced to be hung. The only possible way to get out of this mess was for Burklets to…
April 8, 2008 at 9:29 am
kill the chipmunks. So he did. Glint and Burklets quickly escaped afterwards just in case there were more chipmunks hiding in the shadows. So they…
April 8, 2008 at 10:19 am
decided to change their names to emme(Glint) and arnold (burklets) then more chipmunks attacked them but they escaped to a land called….
April 8, 2008 at 10:30 am
Kippeneela. “Emme and Arnold” decided to change their names back because they forgot their new names. In Kippeneela, Glint and Burklets came upon an evil troll. The troll tried to eat them so, Glint took out her lasercat and shot away! This new land was to strange to them, so they decided to leave. But first, they went to the spring to get a lot of water, and filled up a bowl they had found with it. They saw a vacant house, and decided they wouldn’t leave. It looked so nice in all the…
April 8, 2008 at 10:40 am
thorn grass, that it just looked like a home. So after running through the thorn grass, they made it in their home. Opening the door, Burklets commented, “Wow, this place is roomy!! All we need now is a deer to fill it with. And maybe a few light sabers.”
April 8, 2008 at 10:48 am
“Wait a second,” Glint said. “There’s coats in here. And little beds with blankets on them.” Burklets and Glint looked at eachother and said in unison, “Someone’s living here!” They rushed out the door to find…
April 8, 2008 at 10:52 am
Then they forgot their old names when mice scared them and made them bump into each other causing them to forget their names. They now called themselves “Uno” (burklets) And “Dose” (Glint) they then left their cozy home to a new land called Elderado where they met a new friend called Milo Bloom but they just called him Milo. then a T Rex went and chased them into a cave where..
April 8, 2008 at 1:51 pm
a hippo and an antelope, sat waiting for them with big ice-cream-sundaes shaped like panda bears to present to them.
They were a little confused because there was ink, gravel, and shoelaces sprinkled on the top of the panda-bear-ice-cream-sundae…not regular ice cream ingredients, but they ate them anyway.
then they started to feel strange…
April 8, 2008 at 2:58 pm
because the icecream tasted bad! That is rare!”Uno” and “Dose” decided to change their names back to Glint and Burklets. They don’t like whoever keeps changing their names. They like their weirdo names. Glint and Burklets escaped all of the obstacles ahead of them and decided to go to…
April 8, 2008 at 8:54 pm
…Britney Spear’s birthday party! When they arrived at Brit’s birthday bash, they found an empty can of watch batteries on the floor. Glint and Burklets decided to put Britney Spears into the can. Using liposuction, they…
April 8, 2008 at 9:27 pm
took that weird little turkey neck off of Britney. The was squirming and screaming even more than when she had to dance thriller for Michael Jackson. Glint and Burklets got a little scared with all the drunk crazy people so they decided to leave. Glint…
April 8, 2008 at 9:30 pm
…decided to go to Brad Pitt and Angeline Jolie’s house to have dinner, seeing as Glint and Burklets were celebrities. When they arrived at the house, they…
April 9, 2008 at 1:47 am
…fought their way throught the paparazzi and were asked if they were going to be adopted by Hollywood couple. They boarded a plane and took off to Brad and Angelina’s man-made island in the shape of Ethiopia off the coast of the United Arab …
April 9, 2008 at 2:28 am
When Glint and Burklets got their, the ghost of Fall Out Boy and Maroon5 approached them.” Why did you take a bite of us Glint?” muttered Fall out Boy. (comment 76) Glint answered with…
April 9, 2008 at 3:40 am
a snowball in the face of Fall Out Boy. Then, she and Burklets left the wacky island, and hitched a ride on the Titanic to a large coloring book that sat right in the middle of Africa. Once the reached the coloring book, Gling and Burklet took a tour with a tour guide up the huge book. “Now here, you may take your crayon and sign your name on this page.” Said the tour guide, yawning behind his hand. But Glint had another idea! “Why don’t we…”
April 9, 2008 at 5:18 am
draw a picture for you?” “Sure,” The tour guide muttered “Go ahead.” So Glint and Burklets both worked together with the large crayons to make a portrait of the tour guide. Once they were done, Burklets said very excitedly, “Look! We drew you!” “Oh, thats nice.” The tour guide said, half awake. Glint rolled her eyes. How rude! she thought. Glint and Burklets saw a gazelle in about 100 feet away and…
April 9, 2008 at 9:23 am
they shot it…WITH A CAMERA then…
April 9, 2008 at 6:28 pm
…ate great pie and enjoyed some pie from a pie plane called the fang pie plane and stole…
April 9, 2008 at 7:24 pm
the gazelle’s pair of organic socks. Glint planted one for good luck while Burklets filled one with sand which he later discarded on top of a polar bear. Glint and Burklets remembered their children, Tomato and…lettuce, was it? They conveniently found a computer in the colouring book and sold their children on eBay. They were bough by the local supermarket for 99 cents a kilogram. Glint and Burklets changed their names to “Spongebob” (Glint) and “CheesetastesgoodonpoisonousfishfooddoesntitIknowitdoes” (Burklets). So Spongebob and CheesetastesgoodonpoisonousfishfooddoesntitIknowitdoes decided to…
April 10, 2008 at 2:01 am
go into the land of Narnia where they met a very fat Faun named Gavin. The faun stole their light sabers, and hopped away. “Hey!’ shouted CheesetastesgoodonpoisonousfishfooddoesntitIknowitdoes, running after the Faun. Glint took out her bow and arrows(that magically appeared in her hands) and strung an arrow. She let the arrow fly, and CheesetastesgoodonpoisonousfishfooddoesntitIknowitdoes fell with a grunt. Glint gasped in horror as she saw that her arrow was imbedded in her husband’s back!
April 10, 2008 at 6:18 am
*Glint* rushed over to *Burklets* and said “ARE YOU OKAY?” “Yea… I’m actually just fine.” Glint and Burklets who just plain HATE it when people changed their names didn’t want to be in Narnia. They’ve seen the movie, and they didn’t have TV there! (OH DEAR! lol) Burklets spotted the lamp post which had been in the movie. “That way!” Burklets said, pointing. Glint and Burklets went into the closet with all those big furry coats and a lingering scent of mothballs. “Yuck!” Glint said, scrunching her nose at the gross smell. Glint stumbled out of the wardrobe first, coughing. Glint saw the professer’s shadow walk by and…
April 10, 2008 at 7:13 am
The professor turned glint into a super human robot called Darth Gladius who destroyed many towns and pie (the people mourned for the pies) When Milo (remember Milo?) came over and said to professor YOU STINK! and he cried off into a corner. Burklet fell in a pit. Then climbed out. then ran off out of Darth Gladius’s wrath when just then…
April 10, 2008 at 7:33 am
Glint woke up. It was a dream! There was someone next to her. Was it Burklets? “Burklets…?” Glint asked. “Huh? Yeah, I’m Burklets.” he said. “Aaah!” Glint screamed. “What?” Glint woke up again. She was at the big coloring book with Burklets now. This is strange. Glint scratched her head, confused. Glint licked her forehead, contemplating what was going on. Burklets…
April 10, 2008 at 9:14 am
then went to get Milo so they could go to a place called cleveland when..
April 10, 2008 at 9:48 am
a wild guitar started playing! SCREEEEEEEEECH! WAAAAAA!” Glint turned around, to see her beloved husband on his knees, strumming the electric guitar for all he was worth! Glint stared in shock then muttered, “Ugh! He reminds me of Marty off of Back to The Future when Marty is playing his guitar! I can’t stand it!” And with that, Glint rushed over to Burklets, and tore the guitar out of his hands. Burklets shrieked in horror as Glint proceeded to tear the guitar apart like it was made of marshmellows!!
April 10, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Then Milo (who everyone keeps forgetting) helped Glint McDonald pull the guitar out of burklets hands and SNAP! the guitar came off when just then a…
April 11, 2008 at 5:38 am
darkness fell over them. A rolling fog creeped slowly to their feet. In the distance a eerie glow began to rise. Milo grabbed his ripstick and headed for…..
April 11, 2008 at 7:05 am
a mud house nearby while thanking a person named zipo for remembering him when suddenly burklet changed the fog into sun with his magical frog when…
April 11, 2008 at 8:02 am
the frog transformed into super frog! “Wow. He’ll come in handy.” Glint said. Milo (???) said “WAAAAAAH!” as super frog tore him apart. Apparently super frog did not like Milo. But Milo had a super power to heal himself! Burklets then…
April 11, 2008 at 8:12 am
Sunshine Superman of Green Lantern appeared and said,
I can make like a turtle and dive for pearls in the sea. Milo saw $ signs and ……
April 11, 2008 at 10:57 am
“Hey Glint , Milo ,WHO IS A CHARACTER (Ξ≡¤ζΘØζΘΦÐΣΣΜ¤≡Ξ), lets go capture the tooth fairy and sell it for more money” So they did and made lots of money then bought Alaska and mooned Russia. But then Illinois bought alaska from them and they went on with their adventure where…
April 11, 2008 at 11:20 am
they met the prime minister of Japan. They had a nice weekend in Tokyo, then got back to business. Milo cried when it was time to go[lol]. “C’mon!” Glint said pulling on Milo’s arm. Burklets cried too. Glint…
April 11, 2008 at 11:23 am
then said “oh you cry babies!” and mi8lo said ” *sniff* SHAD Up!” in a sobbery voice. they then went to Russia where Vladimir Putin ordered their arrest for mooning Moscow. And….
April 11, 2008 at 9:52 pm
suddenly a new reporter was caught in a car chase, chasing a 1920s car which contained Glint, Burklets and MILO (who just ranodmly appeared everywhere). Glint and gang were chasing Glint’s arch-enemy Queen Tony Blair! Suddenly a unicorn fell out of…
April 11, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Glint’s pocket. “Hehe. Thats mine.” she said, embarrassed. She quickly stuffed it back into her pocket and hopped out of the Ford model T and started running from Tony Blair, looking back every few minutes.
April 12, 2008 at 12:03 am
Tony Blair soon caught up, and snatched Glint’s arm, and twisted her around. “Ouch!” Cried Glint, stopping Milo in his tracks. “Hey, what are you doing to Glint? LET HER GO!” Screamed Milo, who raced after Tony Blair. Tony dropped Glint’s hand, and ran away, while Burklet asked if Glint was ok. Then, the three of them ran into Jackie Chan! Jackie Chan said that he was out of a job, and asked them if they wanted him as a bodyguard. The three nodded, and so Jackie Chan followed them around all over the place, and protected them from any bad guys. Glint decided to go get a hamburger, when she heard Jackie shout, “GET DOWN!” And felt him push her down.
April 12, 2008 at 7:38 am
Then they blew up Mcdonalds and went to a place called Birmingham and stayed at a local hotel when a evil chimpmunk man attacked a potato then they ran off in fear and came to Iceland where magical snow elves met them and they sent them to Canada where they joined the French Foreign Legion and went to China to make toast then went back to London to have cookies and pepsi when…
April 12, 2008 at 8:09 am
the world exploded. Glint felt a little rumble, but nothing big. Jackie Chan looked around the beautiful paintings in the cafe while munching away at his cookies and sipping his pepsi every few minutes. “Ready to go?” Glint said, getting up, dusting her shirt off. “Yeah,” Burklets said. “Just a second.” Burklets stuffed the last of his oatmeal raisin cookies and ran off with Glint, Milo, and Jackie Chan to…
April 12, 2008 at 8:41 am
…to the space ship that was leaving Station Number 9. Everyone was racing to leave before the magnetic force field yanked them into the center of the explosion. Knowing that earth would be pulled together as soon as the dust settled, they would return later to pay the check and leave a tip.
April 12, 2008 at 5:31 pm
…but suddenly Jackie Chan took off his mask, outfit and hair and Glint and friends learnt that Jackie Chan was not Jackie Chan, but he was Glint’s other arch-enemy, Nanny McPhee! Childhood memories came back to Glint. She remembered how Nanny McPhee had been so nice to her and given her a dollar a month as her allowance. Then Burklets took Nanny McPhee and too off in another space ship alone with Nanny McPhee, holding a sign that said “Nearly Newly Married!” Now Glint was alone with Milo, and her pet rock. She…
April 13, 2008 at 5:03 am
decided she’d had enough of all the violence in her life, and weapons. So, she went to a peaceful little Island, where she thought she’d be alone. But Atlas, it was not to be! When she finally fell asleep in her hammock, something crept up behind her. “Sniff. Sniff” Something kept sniffling, and it woke Glint up. Terrified, Glint slowly sat up, afraid of who she would see. But, it was only Milo, who was crying. “What is the matter, Milo?” Asked Glint, wondering. Milo just shook his head, and turned away. Then he finally answered. “I lost my pet Ant! His name is Second to One, and he is lost!”
April 13, 2008 at 8:14 am
Glint replied, sweating, “Was this ant blue with orange strpied polkadots?” Milo nodded. Glint swallowed a fly. *gulp* “I ate him when my Pet Rock and I were having a tea party.” Glint said, calmly. Milo robbed Glint’s nail polish remover and…
April 13, 2008 at 8:30 am
put it all over her face! Glint sputtered when it got in her mouth, then suddenly tasted like cotten candy!
April 13, 2008 at 8:52 am
Then a pie ful of honey fell on milo and he said ” MMMM CHOCOLATE!” so they both smelled weird and laughed for 30minutes to milo stopped breathing and a doctor came and helped him eat more pie. then….
April 13, 2008 at 10:41 am
…abruptly…
April 13, 2008 at 10:53 am
the spaceship hit some kind of surface. Glint and Milo fell on top on each other in the crash then….
April 13, 2008 at 2:01 pm
she had this realization that obviously she was experiencing a loss of memory! Glint was sure she came to the island alone to spend some time with her pet rock, but had this weird taste in her mouth which reminded of cotton candy, and Milo, smelling weird, was lying in a heap with her. It was just one of those days that …
April 13, 2008 at 2:34 pm
was bad. Milo even slipped on a banana peel and blew up. Now it was only glint…
April 13, 2008 at 3:26 pm
…her pet rock and the banana peel. She used the banana peel as a propellor to fly back to the island to be by herself on a holiday, as she thought she had done earlier. But to her shock, on the island, was none other than…
April 13, 2008 at 5:16 pm
a pile of rubble…
April 14, 2008 at 1:26 am
and she cried at this sight when Milo suddenly appeared angry at whoever killed him. He calmed glint then they…
April 14, 2008 at 1:50 am
decided they’d had enough all together of this Island, since it was clear that Glint wasn’t going to get the peace and aloneness that she desired. SO..they flew to Louisiana, where it was right in the middle of Hurricane Katrina. Milo screamed in delight as they were swept downstream in a flood, but Glint didn’t like it at all. So, she popped out her umbrella, and scooped up Milo, and jumped in the upside-down umbrella, and they floated gently in the water. But then, someone cackled evily! It was…Burklets!
April 14, 2008 at 4:29 am
Burklets had lightning coming from his hands. He had the most evil smile it could have scared someone to death. “Burklets!” Glint screamed. “What one EARTH are you DOING?” “Oh.” Burklets started. “Nothing.” “Okay. Hop in the umbrella.” Milo started singing “Umbrella” and Glint told him to shut up.
April 14, 2008 at 6:13 am
then Milo found a tent abandoned by campers on a building and he used to make fire when…
April 14, 2008 at 7:58 am
a bomb fell from the sky. followed by another. and another. an old naked man running round in circles suddenly shouted ‘THEYRE FROM RUSSIA!’ . Milo screamed and jumped on the fire so that he wouldnt have to be killed by Russia, and could kill himself. Being killed by russia is a disgrace. but as he was scorching himself it started to rain. The fire went out. He wouldhave to be killed by RUSSIA! “You fool, Milo! Theres a bomb shelter right here, you blind idiot!’ cackled Burklets.
Milo, Burklets and Glint ran to the bomb shelter as fast as they could. They opened the door and stepped inside. But instead of the dull, metal grey they thought they would see, instead they saw a….
April 14, 2008 at 1:14 pm
..crystal shining brightly. The flashing colours…
April 14, 2008 at 6:06 pm
…suddenly jumped out of the crystal and made twelve cappucinos for Glint, Burklets, and Milo, as well th ethe Three Blind Mice, who were addicted to cappucinos. Glint gasped…
April 15, 2008 at 5:36 am
as she sipped the hot drink. But soon enough, it was cool, and she gulped it down. Then out of nowhere, there came a….giant pig! The pig snorted then said, “You guys have any pork rinds anywhere? I’m starved! Burklets gasped at the redundant question, then said, “
April 15, 2008 at 6:00 am
“No, I suggest you seek elsewhere.” “Okay.” The pig said. He wandered off, snorting every few minutes. Glint gave Burklets a weird look. Milo…
April 15, 2008 at 10:09 am
then said ” WHAT IS WITH TALKING PIGS AND THREE BLIND MICE?” everyone said “duh it’s a story!” and Milo said..
April 15, 2008 at 10:13 am
“Gosh, you don’t have to be so mean!” Milo scrunched up his face and folded his arms. He turned his back to Glint and Burklets, and Glint rolled her eyes. Burklets…
April 15, 2008 at 10:17 am
then ran off with mary poppins to live in harmony with the nanny. Glint AGAIN with milo sighed and then…
April 15, 2008 at 10:56 am
Mary Poppins gracefully walked up to Glint and Milo and said, “I believe THIS belongs to you.” She shoved Burklets into Glint and she walked away, a little skip in each step. Glint pushed Burklets up against a nearby wall and said, “Don’t run into me again like that, OKAY?” “Okay…” Burklets said, rubbing his forehead. “I..
April 15, 2008 at 10:59 am
think i was too annoying to her *sigh*” then a girl walked up to them. Her name was Emily (shes a human) and Milo fell in love with her and they went into space in a spaceship to go on adventures since they both like adventures. Burklets left with glint glint said “well now Milo has left so lets go to…
April 15, 2008 at 11:28 am
the bar.” “Okay!” Glint and Burklets caught a taxi and rode down to the nearest bar (
) A few hours later, Burklets and Glint walked out, tired as ever from a night of partying, drunkenly fell into a taxi, singing “la LA LA LA LA!!” Glint suddenly woke up from her day dream. “Wow.” Glint said. “That was weird.” Burklets…
April 15, 2008 at 11:52 am
then said “STOP YELLING! MY HEAD HURTS!” why asked glint. “i had too much sugar with my medicine.” then…
April 15, 2008 at 9:17 pm
…suddenly Glint went down on bended knee, and it appeared she was getting something out of her pocket…