He Said, She Said ©
This game is ©opyrighted to RainingWater, as it is an orignial game.
This is what you do.
Make a comment conversation between he and she. When you comment, you write most of what he said, then with a … The next person continues on with what he said, then on a new line writes what she said, ending through the middle with a …, etc.
That may seem confusing, here is an example.
PETER:
He said, “Honey, where’s the baked beans? I’m…
LOUISE:
…a gorilla!”
She said, “What, you’re a gorilla? Well, I never would have…
HARRY’S COMMENT:
…eaten porridge if you hadn’t rescued me.
He said, “Gimme my baked…
etc. etc.
Their conversation will NEVER END, and no commenting twice in a row. Any questions, please ask elsewhere!
Have fun!
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He said, “Honey, did I ever tell you how much I…
…love dinosaurs?”
She said, “Yes, dear, many times before. Have you finished eating your…
…dinosaur winglets?”
He said, “DINOSAUR WINGLETS??? I REFUSE TO EAT ANY TYPE OF…
…TOASTED MARSHMELLOWS!!”
She said, “But honey we aren’t serving toasted marshmellows today..”
He said, “…
…I knew it! They’re not toasted at all! What a shocker!”
She said, “…
~Squishy133~
…remember, honey. We only type in part of a sentence and let anothe rperson finish it! Anyways, do yo uwant to know what’s for…
… breakfast tomorrow?”
He said,”Isn’t it the usual egg…
…ice cream sticks?”
she said, “if it were a bat, i’d…..
…eat you!”
He said, “But honey, that wouldn’t be…
alright. cause i ate a bat!”
She said ” what type of…”
…bike do you want?
He said, “A…
“…motor-powered one with a monkey on the handlebars would be nice, but banana prices (and gas) prices are way too high!”
She said, “Good point. And besides, monkeys are so yesterday! Now the popular animal to have on handlebars is…”
elephants. I believe they sell them at the grocery store.”
He said, “But elephants are…”
“…not an animall at all!”
“Well what is it? I don’t…”
*I’ll follow the first one.*
“know where the cereal is kept.”
He said, “I don’t know either. Hey do you kno where the…
…cereal is kept?”
She said: “Honey, I jus ttold you I do not…
…..know where most of the beans are hiding.
He said: “BEANS??!?!?!? Why did you just change the…..
“channel?”
She said, “Sweetie, the television isn’t even on! Now, when…”
“… I turn on the light you should dump the mustard on the cat’s head.”
“But I want to know where the cereal is kept and why the…”
cat dosn’t like ketchup on her tail!”
“She dosn’t like it becuase…
you always dump homemade ketchup instead of Heinz’s.”
She said, “Well we are out of ketchup anyways and can you…”
please just put the mustard there!” she was beginning to get desperate.
He said, “But where are the dragons that live on the cat’s whiskers? They’re getting…”
…lost!”
She said, “What? I’m talking about our dear pussy cat, Miranda Miranda Garlic Head, and here you are mumbling about…
…mustard!”
He said, “But honey, Miranda Miranda Garlic Head died forty years ago, and besides, mustard is…
… forbidden!
She said: but it tatses soooo good
and it gives us powers!
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he said” you…
are sooooo blonde, honey! You’re allergic to mustard!!!
She said, “Ummm, no I’m…
“…not blonde! And Miranda Miranda Garlic Head did NOT die forty years ago!”
He said, “Then how do you explain…
…Miranda Miranda Garlic Head’s grave in the backyard that clearly reads “FORTY YEARS AGO”?”
She said, “That’s aside from the point. The point is…
“…the cat has come back to life as a zombie and wants mustard!!”
He said, “ohmygosh! who will save us? Superman doesnt exist and spiderman…”
…is busy at the hairdressers!”
She said, “Stop worrying! We’ll go to the store and buy relish that we’ll paint yellow! That’ll stop…
Miranda Miranda Garlic Head from attacking our precious mustard!”
He said, “Good idea! That way…”
“we can eat our yummy mustard and use the powers we get to destroy the zombie!”
She said, “But then we will be…”
…late for the mustard convention!!”
He said, “Oh my gosh, you’re right! It’s…
…time to dance to kiddie songs!
She said, “Honey, come one we’re getting late! Get in the…
kitchen cabinet!”
He said, “But honey!! I don’t fit in the kitchen cabinet! It’s much too…
small. Besides, mabye ill fit in a pie. The probaly sell giant pies at the…
…”mustard convention.”
She said, “Yes! And they will probably be mustard pies! Yum! The only thing better than a mustard pie is…”
…a pie filled with mustard!”
He said, “Now you’re talking, honey! Let’s…
go get a mustard pie at the convention to get to the mustard convention…”
He said, “But wait! If we can only get a mustard pie there and we can only get there using the cabinet, which I don’t fit in, how can we…”
…fit outselves into the cabinet?”
She said, “Oh, honey, don’t be silly. We can always use the…
“…the dinosaur!”
He said, “Oh yay!! I love dinosaur riding! We can even bring the cabinet, too! Let’s…
get the kids!”
She Said,”their at their friends house eating fried….
…tanning lotion.”
He said, “Oh-no! I don’t suppose you remember what happened the last time we let them fry tanning lotion! They…
“…got so tan inside their stomache!”
She said, “Why does it matter? Their stomaches…”
…are abnormally large!
He said, “Yes, and that is why we need to get lots of mustard pies for them! Hurry, honey, we must…
…drink heaps of coffee!”
She said, “Honey, what happened to our discussion about…
…Miranda Miranda Garlic Head?”
He said, “Nobody cares about her. Now about that coffee! I am really looking forward to…
. . .getting that elephant we taked about earlier.”
She said, “I’m sorry we. . .
…are getting a marshmallow instead…
…you big wally!
He said,” Why I’ld..
… bite you if you weren’t so silly!”
She said, “Honey! That’s Mean! I know you’d never…
want me to be fat!
he said,but theres more to love in…….
fruit cups!”
she said, “you hair is oily, be a good man and go…
…pour oil in your hair. Oily hair is always good!”
he said, “But honey! We are out of oil so we must go get some. Go get the kitchen cabinet and…
…slam it on the floor!”
She said, “Honey, our kitchen cabinet weighs 1 tonne, or over 2,000 pounds! Shouldn’t we just…
… eat it?
He said, “That’s…
—
Noob much? lol
“…a wonderfully good idea!”
She said, “I will get the oven ready for…”
… the dog.”
He said, “But what happens when…”
…the oven breaks. Honey, you know that cabinets take of eleven years to cook and our oven has a life span of about thirty minutes!
She said, “Well instead, we should…
…cook the cabinet in the dishwasher.”
He said, “Honey, I’m the stupid one, and that’s a…
…fact.”
She said, “Oh fine, I reckon we should just smash it to bits with a…
…feather.
He said, “That’s just a wonderful idea! I will get the feather and then we will…
throw it away.”
She said,” Would you like a Jigglypuff a Clefable a Wigglytuff or a..”
“squirtle?”
He said ” shush! im trying to watch BO-bo-bo-bo bo bo bo! its way better then…..
…doing the tango!”
She said, “Honey, we need to talk about something now!!! Come to the…
grocery store”
He said “i like to have pie and like to ….
…eat it too!”
She said, “Well, brainiac, that’s what you’re supposed to…
eat for dinner!”
He said ” dont have to be all up in my…
…eyes, honey. You standing 2cm from my eyes is scary.”
She said, “Sorry, honey, I thought I saw a pimple on…
eye”
He said ” well don,t do that…..
…I thought you must have been trying to poke it!”
She said, “Great idea, honey! I’m just joking, don’t…
you just like it when i joke?”
He said “No…..
…instead, how about we read a nice book.”
She said, “Honey you are completely clueless! Where did our conversation go about drinking heaps of coffee? Come on honey, lets get the kitchen cabinet and…
have lots of fun doing nothing”
He said ” woman you are not making any….
…pancakes. Didn’t we agree that one plus one was three?
She said, “Honey please pay attention. Use the mustard to transform the marshmellows into a dinosaur. Then we can…
finally restart from comment number two”
He said ” I dont wanna restart from…..
…comment number 2. this is just starting to get interesting.
She said, “PLEASE SHUT UP while I tell you where we’re going! Get the spare keys and we will go to the mall to purchase, from the shoe store…
a burger!”
He said ” Ill just kidnap you and take you to america so you can have the finest dinousaur widgets uve ever….
had the misfortune of eating!
she said “honey please dont look at me in that tone of voice, you smell a funny colour…
(sniffs) You smell like the coulor purple!
He said ” I JUST WANNA LIVE ( does a little dance) I LIKE KNOCKING DOWN DOORS, I JUST WANNA…….
LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN
She said “Honey why would you wanna…..
…eat a kangaroo?”
He said “Elephants are…
…, well (chuckle), Elephants McBurnerdange is my aunt.
She said, “Honey, your aunt Elephants died several years ago. Remember, she was run over by a…
“Lion”
He said, “No, that was a Giant (yellow) Ice Cream soda bottle! But what about your aunt? She died too! Remember? She got hit by a…”
…colony of ants!”
She Said, “Honey, I believe the term for that is…
Monomorium minimum.”
He said, “Well, someone is a smarty-pants today huh? Go get me an apple, I want to…
feed our giant worms”
She said,”For the last time,those are onions!Why can’t you just…
go eat a giant ham sandwich?”
He said, “But I don’t….
like giant ham sandwiches”
She said “Honey where are our pliers I want too….
”feed our mutant tortoise.”
He said, ”but isn’t he…”
“…at the lab being observed?”
She said,”You know what? I should go on a vacation to…
Mexico!”
He said, “But honey, we live in Mexico! Lets go…
“…Indea!”
She said,”Oh,no,no.no! I heard they have to many…”
Australian one-hump camels!”
“Honey, that’s silly! In india, there is only pimple acne and…
” killer fish-ticks!”
She said, ”oh, hunney! Why do you have to belive in these silly…
“…ghosts that fly in our bedroom?”
He said,”They are trying to…”
…catch us!”
She said, “Honey it’s getting…
late! i told u to bring the trash out or Edward cullen will get u!”
He said, ”Edward cullen is just another peice of…”
…history!”
She said,”Honey,Edward cullen is coming! Quick,go and…”
…get the broom!”
He said,”But vampires don’t die from brooms! They can only…”
be killed by a flying sponge!
She said, ”Fine. Go get the spnge and…”
“…Spongebob,”
He said,”Honey,that isnt Edward cullen! Its…”
Rob Shneider!”
She said, ”well tell him to go back 2…”
“…Disney Land,”
He said,”I miss the days when…”
i ate turtles for a living.
she said, ”Dude-you’re not making ANY sense, I want a divorce! Lemme call up my,”
i ate turtles for a living.”
she said, ”Dude-you’re not making ANY sense, I want a divorce! Lemme call up my,”
…stapler specialist!
he said, “oooh i love that guy! he usually leaves a free gift that nobody wants like…
“…popcicle colections!”
She said,” *sigh* I never should have hit your head with a bassball bat at our…”
Honeymoon at Wrigley Field.”
He said, ”Wrigley? Thta’s a type of gum! Now i’m hungry! Lets eat some…”
“…and forget about all our troubles!”
She said,”ALL our troubles?!?! what about the…”
time you called my father a raison?!!”
He said, ”I was only kidding! Like that time i called him a…”
“…****!”
She said,”Honey! Don’t you say words like that! The kids will hear! Jenny and…”
Bobby like toffee!”
he said, ”we don’t have any children! just one…”
thousand (
) dogs!
she said: lets get toffee and feed it to the dogs instead of…